Some of the goriest stuff I’ve ever seen was on Hannibal. And that was on NBC at 10 PM. You would think once you’ve seen a guy cut open with a cello stuck inside of him that you can actually play by holding his neck, you’ve gone into territory where a fuck or two would be downright quaint.

Sex scenes on USA and and TNT are at soft core porn levels...

It strikes me that violence has never been an issue for a long while on basic cable (ie American Horror Story—which still doesn’t use the F word or show more than very basic nudity, but is as gory as it wants to be).

And make sure to NEVER show a female nipple.

It borrows pretty heavily from both Creature and Revenge of the Creature in ways that have to be intentional but do sail pretty close to straight-up remake at times. Also, I loved The Shape of Water but there is nothing in it with the weird erotic/creepy charge of that sequence in the original where the Creature swims…

The assumption is that the audience is barely paying attention to what’s onscreen as they fold the laundry & whatnot.

I don’t know if I’m a millenial or not. The damn age range changes every time it’s brought up. 

i hate these millenials as one cohesive unit articles. I cook a meal from scratch using whole ingredients probably 4 or 5 nights a week, having something quick or leftovers the other. we eat out about once a month.

No, I said I wrote a new ditty. It goes like this...

there’s a lot of characters pensively moping in the shower. Who knew people did so much brooding in between lathering and rinsing?

Trying Too Hard: The Movie

yeah but look at him! I would have yelled at him to get off my lawn at age 21. being young wouldn’t have helped me get him at all.

I’m young and I don’t fucking get it.

He was found hanging from a tree. Probably by Logan Paul.

You jest but damn I wish there was an extended Mad Men universe. My favorite show and sorely missed.

Fun fact: over 35% of Trump’s Twitter followers are fake.

I fail to see what he did wrong. It seems on par with getting hair transplants. Who gives a shit?

I’m all for making fun of the guy online, but I’m not sure that I agree that buying followers deserves any consequences beyond being laughed at. Am I missing something here?

First off, this will be the first State of the Union since I was a kid that I absolutely won’t watch. I don’t have the stomach to swallow that much shit for that long. Moving on.

I thought it got cancelled because we moved on from shitty Boomer nostalgia