The real villain of this story is Oprah, who once took a picture with him.

Pit Scoot against Skeet Ulrich or no dice.

Anyway, maybe let’s not brandish Alec Baldwin a drooling rapist sympathizer quite yet

Once again, Nabisco’s promotional department misses the mark.

nothing about them being gay hating women beaters though

Well at least they got one thing right. Poe is a garbage person. He is the Star wars holiday special of star wars characters. more specifically the section where all the wookies speak to each other for 15 minutes with no subtitles.

This is pathetic. Seriously, who is that threatened by a film that has a strong woman? I know that’s rhetorical, but it’s just sad.

Van helsing is an oddd case. It began as a sequel or prequel to Bram Stoker’s Dracula (yes, the one with Gary Oldman) but was stuck in development hell for a decade and change. It was intended that Ven helsing would be a frachise, but not a shared universe.

That universal keeps arseing up what is fucking no brainer…

Both are at the “Beating a Dead Horse” phase of their career.

Wasn’t that shitty Dracula Unbound movie the first attempt at this, and the Mummy was the “reboot” already? They’re only two movies in and already have almost as many “course corrections” as DC.

in France

I wonder if Universal fired the guy who turned down Guillermo Del Toro’s bid to remake “The Creature From the Black Lagoon” for the Dark Universe yet.

I heard a similar report about the making of Chocolate Rain, but I’m pretty sure it was fudged.

I’m told there was also sexual misconduct on the production of Chubby Rain.

This is shocking. SHOCKING.

I mean, it’s in the background, but it’s there.

If it wasn’t for the AV Club I probably still wouldn’t have any idea who this guy is.

The first clip is literally him talking about how much he enjoys the attention liberals pay to him (“giving him free rent in their minds”).

How about we don’t spend Martin Luther King Day talking about websites by white supremacists?

...Let’s not.