Thanos cake. Tastes like Death with a little bit of citrus.

It’s nice to see her career taking off. She was great in Always Shine (if the movie itself wasn’t that great) and also did a lot with a small part in Blade Runner 2049.

Young Adult is brilliant. I hope this one will be similarly caustic.

Thank you for your apologies. In turn I apologise for my earlier glibness. I wasn’t simply trying to write you off. But I still maintain that Marvel can commit to more than one female-led comic-book movie. In fact, I really hope they make several.

GATTA STIKE IT TOO THE LIBTURDS!!!

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” - Lyndon Johnson

I’m still here! Kinja just makes it very difficult for you to see me. :(

Dear filmmakers,
If I’m honest, I probably won’t see this film, because I’ve always thought Venom was the posterboy of lame late ‘80s/’90s XTREEM comics characters. I will, however, reconsider if you agree to have the end-of-second-act hero’s-darkest-moment scene scored to ‘Poison’ by Alice Cooper. Thank you for your…

I’m still here! (Sort of) I lost my Scrawler name in the transition and I can’t get out of the fucking grays, so I hardly ever come around anymore. But I did happen to decide to pay a visit randomly just 20 minutes after this story posted. My Hardy sense must have been tingling ...

Or any of the people who signed this petition for Roman Polanski: http://www.indiewire.com/2009/09/over-100-in-film-community-sign-polanski-petition-55821/

Once someone jerks off in front of you, fires you and gets you blackballed, I think you can just stick to that part of the story. Using colorful language doesn’t really add much to the accusation.

Pardon the French, but fuck that. We don’t need an origin story for a character who’s been in half a dozen or more films already.

I miss Meg White. She was cute, and she could really bang those skins. I hate that she retired from the spotlight to live a relaxing and healthy private life away from the public. That’s so selfish.

I thought he looked a bit more like this:

“OK that’s great and all but where’s the stand alone Hawkeye movie? Lady with gun that can kick is great and all, but guy who can shoot a bow and arrow real good is my favorite Avenger”, says no one.

Her origins (or at least the program that trained her) was fleshed out in a couple episodes of Agent Carter’s first season.

*addendum* My comment has just been upvoted by someone named “funky butt loving” (or alternate spelling thereof). My life is now complete, and I can die a happy man. Well... a slightly less bitter and deeply dissatisfied man, at any rate. Thank you for your approbation, sir or madam!

Recognitions will be with you shortly!

She’ll defeat any villain whose weaknesses include kicks. And headscissor takedowns.

Even Smarch??