Did you misread the title as “The 20 Worst Films of 2017 and We Liked Everything Else That’s Not On This List”?

I feel we’re gonna get an Annie Hall ending, but who knows? Love is pretty underrated, and I’m glad it’s going out on its terms. It’ll age quite nicely.

I said that when I was trying to build a ThunderDome type of entertainment venue. Then I found out how many damn permits I needed to pass the project...

Holy schnikes...

What irritates me about stories like this is that there’s no middle ground. I absolutely think it’s important to treat homeless people with dignity and build more affordable housing, but the fact is that some of them act like assholes and attack/hurt innocent people, and a company shouldn’t be considered evil or…

People have been handwringing about whether an accused abuser (man) should have his career ruined for one “mistake” and yet many people aren’t thinking about the thousands of women whose careers have derailed because of these assholes. I feel so upset for these two women, and know that it happens in literally every…

Scrolling chronologically through her filmography, Mira Sorvino was lovely in a small role in “Quiz Show,” wonderful in “Barcelona,” won an Oscar for “Mighty Aphrodite,” and then gave one of the best and most underrated comic performances of the decade in “Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.” And then,…

Along with vomiting the side effects of Mom’s Spaghetti include sweaty palms, weak knees, heaviness in the arms, nervousness and short-term memory loss, speech impediment and choking. If you experience these symptoms, even if you look calm and ready to others, please contact your physician immediately.

I see in his messages to Rogen, he’s got one of my favorite idiotic conservative talking points. “And by the way, yes, the Democrat party did found the KKK. Google it.” This bugs the shit out of me for three reasons. One, there’s the completely ridiculous belief that the anything the parties used to believe is in some…

What a truly dreadful world we live in where Donkey Kong cheat and hot sauce-magnate Billy Mitchell is only the second worst person with that name.

I’m genuinely scared of people like Mitchell and his followers. They’re truly post-truth. How can people who don’t give a shit about what is “true” possibly be reached? Like Ben Shapiro is a turd but at least he attempts to ground his arguments in reality and attempts fact-based arguments (please don’t tear this bit…

Good. Nazis suck.

This is why Rapebulicans like the uneducated: they are so easy to dupe. It doesn’t matter that we now have around 30 years of documented proof that this trickle down bullshit is, in fact, bullshit—but it doesn’t matter because these fuckers will still spew the same bullshit because they know their uneducated,…

No, because he said if it were his own reputation at stake he’d go scorched earth. No fucking balanced nuance there.

No the alternative is to shut the fuck up and listen, like I said.

There’s no reason a US version of the IT Crowd couldn’t work, but casting Joel McHale as a basement dwelling nerd shows a thorough misunderstanding of what the show is.

Counterpoint: The first time I saw that term, it was at the end of Braveheart. I defy you to show me one person involved in that movie that turned out to be any less than a perfect gentleman.

... and also went out of their way to play acoustic guitar in the quad during their college days.

I’m pretty sure anyone who has ever referred to themselves as a warrior poet has committed sexual assault.