I like you. You share my exact sentiments toward this uncreative, misery porn of a show.

I went to a Besh restaurant once; they put a runny egg on top of my pizza. That’s when I first realized that being a “celebrity chef” may not be the prestigious job I’d thought it was.

Now having finished reading the article, I will say that even though I have always and still think Mario Batali is a supercilious jerk, as sexual harassment apologies go this one is pretty well done. No victim blaming. No “that’s not indicative of who I am as a person.” No multiple mentions of how much he is admired.…

And yet his crimes against fashion for wearing Crocs remain undercooked.

The book was pretty terrible though, personally I’m hoping that the move can drop some of Parcival’s less endearing traits. I’m going to watch this movie pretty much for the visuals, I have no expectations for the characters or story, but the book set my expectations pretty low in that department.

ehh, the book was ok. it spent so much time and effort gushing about the 80s that it didn’t really spend a lot of time actually being a good book. the writing wasn’t very good, and the plot was also quite basic. If you stripped out the 80s nostalgia there wouldn’t be much book left, but then again the 80s nostalgia…

Yeh I’m sure being directed by Spielberg it will be a big fuck up.

I’m glad this isn’t just an 80s circlejerk anymore.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: The Christmas Miracle Known as the Midseason Finale Special Edition

The plot? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, only you don’t need a ticket to compete, and Haliburton is competing to win control of the thing. Did you just visualize the rise of the hero, and then think about how the bad guys might cheat a bit but are overcome in the end? Did you think, “okay that’s the template, but…

As a male survivor of rape by a female predator, let me just say that you’re a dipshit who is not helping.

Gotta hand it to you, you’re one the more verbose idiots who’s arrived on the AV Club recently.

It feels like something Bret Easton Ellis would write if his brain had been submerged in MDMA.

I get it! Puns are unique to the Kinja experience! We never had puns in the old AV Club, so bear with us.

I’m not surprised. Accounts of Homme being an asshole come about Like Clockwork.

*shocked face* TWO BILL COSBYS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ok Bill Cosby.

Doesn’t this woman realize she just ruined Alec Baldwin’s weekend?

The problem is that Alita is the only character in the live action (subjective) adaptation that has big manga eyes. In contrast to everyone else, it’s unsettling and difficult to not be drawn to them.

I’ve seen horror trailers that creeped me out less than this did.