You’re close. Actually it goes Fake Grindhouse Trailers > Planet Terror > Death Proof

I saw it opening weekend and it was AWESOME. I smuggled in a six pack of Guinness and had a rip roaring time.

Is Easter really a holiday anyone gives a shit about though? I’ve certainly never changed plans over it.

Hell yeah. Grindhouse was a great night out at the movies. The crowd absolutely ate it up.

I know it’s got a bad rep as a purposefully bad movie trying way too hard to be amusing, but I fucking love Planet Terror, right down to its silly missing reel joke.

In their defense, as fans of the series they may have difficulty accurately detecting sarcasm and snark. Jokes in general, I dare say.

“Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?”

This genre is still better than the shit torture porn of the Saw/Hostel films.

Final Destination series was pretty sweet. They werent all fantastic, but all the entries made it to the theater and the last one making a full circle to the first one was real nice.

I’ve had this conversation with Sins fans before, but are you sure it’s all jokes? Because the guys who do them frequently raise the same “sins” in their genuine first blush reviews they do their secondary channels, and they often betray a similar lack of understanding of the film. And it’s really difficult to…

Tear-downs of bad art can be fairly entertaining, but they have to be pretty selective with their targets to work; Ripping into an honest labour of love is shitty, but if the work is overly-pretentious, a cynical me-too cash-grab, lazy sequel, or some other flavour of bad, they can be better than the source material.…

Last season really went off the rails. Just one boring conversation after another on the same set again and again.

But they’re on their way to a farm now, so things are looking up.

The difference is Love. You can feel that Honest Trailers loves the medium and they making fun of it in much the same way you’d joke about one of your friends.

I discovered the opposite to Cinema Sins videos (I think it was called Cinema Wins or something like “Everything right with X movie”) where they take a movie everyone tends to shit on and highlight all the actual good moments and things that did work. I watched one about Spider-man 3 and a few others. Much better than…

I got a Deanunity notice for this?

I disagree. Molly being the youngest and smallest and least mature but also the most physically powerful, while not the most original ideal in the world, is a key part of the team’s dynamic. There’s also the fact that her being significantly younger than the other kids forces them to be parental and grow up faster…

According to IMDB, the actress is 15. Molly is supposed to be 11. I realize Hollywood has mid-20-somethings play high schoolers all the time, but you can’t really pass a 15-year-old off as an 11-year-old. Seems like an odd change to make given how important her youth relative to the other characters is to the original…

STOP SAYING GUMMI!

You mean they’re not hand-crafted by gummi artists who work exclusively in the medium of gummi?

Remember when sugar free gummie bears made water spray out our asses and all we could do was laugh and laugh all night?