I will not be swayed unless they destroy C-3PO.

I might like the God damned Porgs if the internet would stop obsessing about them and telling me I have to love them or I have no soul. Other than the fact that they seem to have the same stupid face as my beloved cat Furiosa, I don’t find a reason to care about them one way or another.

I finally gave up last season. I just read the recaps now so I can be smug about it.

This might be the wrong article to have a video of NIN’s Starfuckers Inc in the middle of it.

You keep your cockles to yourself and out of the ficus.

The inevitable gossip about why he left and the reader comments about him will be a far more entertaining read than anything Bendis has written in ten years.

Andrew Zimmern and Frank Black both have sort of super powers, right?

Rampant misogyny from an Italian writer? I’m completely shocked.

They also apparently refused to share a stage with drag performers.

I also like their defense by way of paraphrasing racist uncles everywhere “We made a record with Frank Ocean, so we can’t be homophobic.”

Not only have people ignored it, but I’ve seen at least two different articles defending their homophobic bullshit. I really have no idea why they get a pass.

The Internet overlords decided that you’re supposed to just gloss over anything negative about them. Please move along or they’ll issue you a citation and a hot take.

Uh, regardless of American Beauty’s quality, I don’t know how you can watch the film in the same light now when one of the main storylines revolves around Kevin Spacey trying to seduce a minor and a scene of a man trying to force himself on another man. Kind of hard to separate the artist from the art, here.

Nope. Still won’t subscribe to another god damned streaming service.

“Pizza Hut is now the official pizza of the resistance.”

Every day I hope more and more that the giant EMP attack that conspiracy nuts are afraid of actually happens. It’s all thanks to you, internet. It’s all thanks to you.

Edit - I was beaten to the joke.

Maybe he can get a Torque sequel off the ground to star in after he gets canned.

Sadly, Tombstone is a superior pizza product than Papa John’s.

Has this guy ever stated publicly what toppings he wants added to himself when he ends up in that big pizza oven called Hell?