pooter220
pooter220
pooter220

Don’t feel too bad, MTV. An error like this...it’s not unusual. It happens every day. No matter what you say. You find it happens all the time.

A “very simple” sandwich recipe does not involve stir-frying nor does it involve 10+ ingredients.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

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yeah, but ... who the fuck else could she even pretend to blame? the bartender? the liquor store clerk? she drove drunk. “I take full responsibility for my actions.” thanks, (former) Captain Obvious.

What the wing hell?

What’s ironic is that the Olympics are supposed to be for amateur athletes and the USWNT are being paid. I don’t think they sit out. But I do think they will come to a pay raise solution.

Where else would you put your cappuccino?

Her face must be in her knees.

buy another car

Because lines are ugly and whatever that thing Alfa Romeo showcased earlier that looks like a boat is stunningly gorgeous.

Probably flew it there

Do we need to explain to Billy what a rainbow is too?

Yup.

Which you’d already know about if you followed me on twitter

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

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I post this video any opportunity I get. I love this video. Seems appropriate.