Give it time. Someone will always screw it up.

"bikini contests/booth babes/wet-t contests" are awesome and all, but they attract the kind of crowd that doesn't respect the cars that are there. Leave that crap to the hot import nights crew.

Fake. This is America. If you're about to die you'd be financing it and paying for it with disability checks.

I can agree to this for all but a few occasions. A guy brought a late 70s/early 80s Chevy pickup on bags to CNC Dallas this weekend. Definitely not what I go to the show to see, but he still had the bed off the truck and you could tell it was a work in progress. In that case it was pretty impressive to see the work…

Isn't it just something similar to clear coat in a pen? It's probably nail polish.

This. Threw me off and had me questioning the order of the list for a second.

When the video started I thought, that's crazy. The video car sounds exactly like the car from Queens of the Stone Age album. I realized it was the song, then was quickly disappointed that it switched to Rammstein.

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My attempts at drawing are often referred to as blinding.

Please refer to 4:27 in the above video. I've never driven either, but are you saying Tiff doesn't know what he's talking about because he's never driven a GTR?

I witnessed a new Scion TC with some awful artwork on the side speed past me this weekend in Dallas. It still had the Scion emblem in the middle of the trunk. On the bottom left though it had "Lexus." On the right it had the TC name, but below that had IS 250. I caught up to him just to give him a WTF are you…

The sound made me think of this, which i experienced in person. Youtube sound doesn't do it justice. Skip to 1:00 mark

I was behind a new Mustang 5.0 yesterday in Dallas with WEENUS plates.

Bravo. Well executed.

UTI (Universal Technical Institute). I'm not sure if it counts, but it's a school for car nuts learning to work on cars. I drove by one the other day near DFW airport and all the cars are basically project cars or are extremely well cared for.

For a reason unknown to me or the rest of my family, my dad decided to purchase a brand new Chrysler LHS in 1995. As much as that car broke down or constantly needed something fixed, the seats were so comfortable it almost made up for it. Driving long distances would take even longer in an LHS, but you'd be…

Also DFW. Luckily if you're not a hipster, it's easy to avoid the areas they prefer. Avoid the Bishop Arts District if trying to avoid hipsters.

There's something fishy about that Las Colinas story. The girl's mom reported her missing, even though she's in her 20s and goes to college in Austin. Then she and her 20 something boyfriend turn up dead a day or two later in a canal in Las Colinas from riding in a Panamera with some 40 something lawyer out of South…

Vodka

Buick portholes. They've been ruined forever, but are still iconic.