When will your garments adequately cover the bra I MUST WEAR AT ALL TIMES, trends be damned? #AskLaneBryant

Amen. I want clothes with A SHAPE. Stop with the billowy shapeless crap. Stop with the sloppy round-neck shirts - we need some structure up top to frame our faces and help us not look like blobs. Give us some darts and tucks and tailoring so that the clothes help define our bodies’ shapes. And for the love all that is…

Maybe stop demanding 40 bucks for a fucking t-shirt or tank, maybe that’ll fix it, Lane Bryant. Rich people shop elsewhere, and it isn’t like your clothes are made in the US, anyway, so fuck your prices, and also your everything else.

That’s just crazy-talk.

I think it’s really a horrible precedent that Lane Bryant is also shaming those women that fit into the VS demo with the “I’m No Angel” barb. Stay in the positive side of the discussion and focus on how you can improve your brand with your target audience.

#nofuckingpolyester

Also sleeves. I can’t tell you how many times I find myself cursing the lack of sleeves on an otherwise acceptable blouse or dress. Sleeves! I live in a cold climate—I can’t survive on shells alone.

Their clothes are awful, but I’ll be buried in a Cacique bra.

I’m a fat guy. Not a chubby guy or a husky guy but a really fucking fat, going to die young if I can’t figure out how to fix myself fat guy. For any of you women out there that are fat like me, fat in the way that you’re killing yourself slowly just by existing the way you do - every time you feel the urge to spend…

I don’t get why they can’t just have a series of panels with women that size and plan their wardrobe offerings around the feedback they get.

Honestly, I have never heard of a Twitter Q&A that goes as planned and where those organizing it can say “Yup, that was a good idea”. I don’t know why organizations even bother with them anymore.

tokyo knows what it did

I mean, you can wear them multiple times if you wanna be gross. Think about it like your pants are a trash can and your panties are a garbage bag. Panties are a liner so you don’t get shit all over your pants.

because you can only wear a pair of pants once if you don’t have undies

As the saying goes: I don’t know how to act my age, because I’ve never been this age before!

This is a pointless article.

Meeeeh.

Why bother? You’re just going to be playing Fallout 4 again today on your parent’s couch.