l m a o i had no idea where the speech took place, but that’s hilarious

Her logo looks like a traffic sign for the hospital. Do not like.

Greetings fellow persons. I too enjoy respiration.

HELLO FELLOW BLUE COLLAR HUMANS, I, HILLARY CLINTON, RELATE TO YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE, BY THIS GIANT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT

I’m a bed-wetting liberal, but no, it’s not “100% accurate.” It’s a false equivalency and it’s unproductive to real discourse, even if it feels good to hear her say it.

It’s like purity rings but for elections.

Donald Trump’s trophy wife, maybe.

press secretary for the Republican National Committee

tractor was a nice touch tho

Cruelty is a sport, especially on the internet. It’s gross, and it’s no wonder people like Toby struggle with accepting their own appearance, because there will always, always, always be someone out there who will call you ugly. Not all of us are built to withstand those types of comments or to brush them off. All the…

Please put me on the list of invitees for your viking burial. I will bring the beer.

YES! Mandatory home ec AND shop.

jfc how do these ADULTS no wither and die before marriage? I mean, there must be some period when they are living alone or away from home. Doesn’t know how to pay a credit card bill? It’s not rocket science. You can put together a fucking sound system without the instructions but you can’t call your goddamn credit…

Poor guy...

i love this idea “hannnndddds off the glass tupperwareeeee”

I’m a yooooooooge proponent of mandatory home ec to graduate high school/get a GED. How the fuck are we sending 18 year olds out into the world who can’t balance a check book, do laundry, or boil some god damn pasta?

I tell my boyfriend all the time that if I die I’m gonna hang around and cock-block him as a ghost.

This 48 year old male has his shit together. I know where our will is. In the greater likelihood that I die first my wife knows I want a viking burial a la flaming barge. In the unlikely event I outlive my wife I know she’s an organ donor and otherwise wants a normal cremation (I’ve offered to shoot the arrow at her…

stop dating and marrying men who are not adults.

Term life insurance is your friend!