Even better: buy a bunch of blank notecards and a custom stamp! Beautiful, special, AND cheap!

I like to think I had a traditional southern wedding. I wanted to follow all the rules at any expense, and we really blew our budget. Even *we* didn’t do engagement announcements. In the age of facebook, if someone didn’t know we were engaged through that or through our families, then they probably wouldn’t end up on…

Anyone who is offended by this is way too sensitive.

Regarding the other...when I walk down the aisle, I want all of my relatives to be thinking “Look at that tushie! I used to wipe and pinch that tushie!”

The only important thing about this story is the opportunity to show off Sandra Bullock’s SHOES:

Literally what

Plus! Plus! If you read through the actual transcript, all three of these kids seem incredibly brave and willing to stand up to the judge (WHO IS SUCH A FUCKING BULLY IT’S UNREAL) and to their dad, who is just standing there, not doing shit. At one point, after the 15-year-old is taken away, the 9- and 10-year-olds…

hey. hugs to you.

Well fuck me sideways. I’ve worked in juvenile justice facilities, and the idea that a judge would send a 9 and 10 year old — assuming against all reason that the 15 year old has actually done some unnamed thing to deserve this — to one to teach their older brother and mother a lesson defies fucking reason. If the…

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Dafuq? That the “father” is allowing his children to be imprisoned is the only proof I need that he is not worthy of the name. I’ve heard of some really bad decisions being made by some really bad judges but this may be among the absolute worst.

I was wondering that, too. A whole day of labor and the egg was intact?

I lived in a place with limited access to showering and water for several years. I’m not saying those years were one long yeast infection or anything, but something was often a little out of whack in the crotch. UTIs and ingrown hairs and itchiness, what-have-you. I figure in pre-indoor-plumbing days, pre-gyno days,…

Men generally considered these objects to be devilish.

Men are always obsessing over what goes into a woman’s vagina and always amazed and squeamish by what comes out.

Could also be a case of a stone baby , and the story of the egg may have been concocted after.

It hurts me to put tampons in; the thought of putting an egg, a gun, or a donny osmond poster up there is painful. Why?!

Men are always obsessing over what goes into a woman’s vagina and always amazed and squeamish by what comes out.

Everyone in the 17th century was quietly tripping their brains out on ergot fungus, I think.... From such fabulist traditions sprang the National Enquirer and the Daily Mail.

This was such a great read, also: