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That’s the reason why I’m looking for a new salon now. The last time I went for a trim and basically I left with my hair the same length it was when I left the chair three months earlier. She had the nerve to tell me if I came to her every 6 weeks this wouldn’t have been a problem. I don’t use heat on my hair, I don’t

I was at a salon once when a woman walked out with a box of hair color to be applied. The colorist looks at the color, looks at her hair color, and explains to her that applying that color will turn her hair green. She even brings out a color wheel to explain why. The woman insists that she apply it anyway. She

I’m confused. If people were voting on the monkey’s name for a month, isn’t it a coincidence that they chose the same name as Will and Kate did? Or am I misreading?

“Sorry, we’re not sorry,” says the Japanese zoo.

Yes to the honor thing. I’m going to go all, “get off my lawn” for a second here and say that Brides seem very entitled. When you get married you are paying to throw a party and you are inviting people to join you to celebrate. All that is required is that they show up, preferably not drunk yet. That is their gift.

Name the monkey “Charlotte (but not the princess)“. Kind of long, but I think it gets the point across.
I don’t understand why people find it offensive? Monkeys are cute.

I like asking stylists to tell me about any extreme (good or bad) hair makeovers they’ve done. Apparently, there’s a 50-something cancer survivor with a hot pink mohawk in my town that I’ve never seen but plan to hi-five if I ever do. She literally walked in and was like, “I didn’t die and now that I have hair again,

As someone who literally just got her hair cut, do stylists prefer small talk or no? Because I figure talking is distracting from the actual hair cutting, and I figure I don’t like people bothering me when I’m working. But then I see other stylists/clients talking about their new baby or closing on a house or whatever.

Stop it. Stop RIGHT NOW.

Savannah here. My thighs look awful in shorts of any length, short skirts aren’t always practical or flattering, and capris can make me look like I have stubby legs. MAXI DRESS TO THE RESCUE! I am so over the snotty NY disdain for the fact people choose to and prefer to live elsewhere, even places where preppy pinks

Don’t cry. Just know that articles like this all boil down to bitterness. “There’s a trendy item of clothing that does not personally flatter me/is unattractive to me! I am going to insult it — and the taste of everyone who wears that item of clothing!”

GOOD JOB, JEZEBEL.

Yeah. What was the point of this? An entire article dedicated to the ideal dress length for a woman of a certain age? In 2015? I will tell you a maxi in a breathable, flowy fabric is one of the only ways ladies in the swampy Georgia heat can even attempt to look presentable when shorts or short skirts aren’t option.

And this one is COTTON JERSEY

I have a disease that makes my legs look like tree trunks and I can only barely wear jeans. Maxi dresses are the only thing that hides them and makes me feel pretty and normal. :(

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

I know. That guy is my favourite. He’s like, “Nope. I’m not paid enough to care about this loony’s nonsense. When’s me tea break?”

Does he show up to sing “Diamonds and Pearls” while the mom breastfeeds?

#TeamBoredSikhPolicemanTryingNotToLaughAtTheTownCrier

Prince was there too, you say?