poorunfortunatesoul
PoorUnfortunateSoul
poorunfortunatesoul

Night has fallen, and I’ve managed to get in touch via Facebook with Anwar, my one friend in town. He’s the ex-boyfriend of my ex-best friend, Mariel, and it’s bizarrely complicated because she and I fell in love while she was dating Anwar long distance in college. He has no idea that she and I had kissed (and more);

Wasn’t this an episode of 30 Rock?

He should have kicked him in the McRibs while he was at it.

But not the McNuggets, that’s just cruel...

He should have kicked him in the McRibs while he was at it.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. GET OUT. I DON’T HAVE TIME WATCH THIS ELEVENTY HUNDRED TIMES.

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This monkey with his pups is my new favorite.

I’m not worried… I don’t wear makeup, and I barely bathe. Nasty 4 lyfe (◡‿◡✿)

LITERALLY thee perfect photo to accompany said title.

Best Short Film 2015

Like, sexual assault is a real fucking issue on college campuses all around the country and instead of addressing THAT, you’re gonna go after streaking?? Talking all the fucking talk, with “trigger” this and “violence” that, and then leaving young women who actually ARE sexually assaulted out to fucking dry.

I personally feel that a flaccid dong flopping around is one of the least menacing sights I have ever seen.

To preface, I, as many women, have been sexually assaulted in the past. It was traumatic, horrific and shaped my life in a way I would rather not have had happen.*

Maybe I’m completely insensitive (I don’t think I am), but I think there’s a lot of conflation here from guys being naked in a public place to the trauma of sexual assault. Even if the event might be unavoidable for some (workers in that building for example), you know it’s coming, you know what it is, and unless

You will never ever hear me siding on the team that wants to make life harder for sexual assault victims. So in that interest, I have a question that may not have an answer: is the trauma reinvigorated with male nudity? Not the assailant’s nudity, just general male nudity?

"You are using 168 chemicals on your body daily!"

Chemicals and toxins, oh my!