Honestly, I’d rather have no gift than something I won’t use. Every year, I keep trying to shut down gift giving because the things I want/need are going to be expensive (i.e., no one’s going to buy me a new car or a kick ass vacation) and the cheaper stuff I already have. I feel terrible that people are spending…

I think that’s more of a house-warming gift. I guess it could work if the couple is just moving in together.

NO.

But . . . don’t people poke around in there? Surely she would have felt the septum, 2 vaginas, 2 cervixes? And has she never had an gynecological exam?

I have a strange fascination with genocide (er, purely academic). While I in no way want to minimize what happen during the holocaust, that was not the first, last, or “worst” example of genocide in modern history. I mean, just reading about the genocide in Rwanda . . . almost 1 million murdered by hand in 3 months.…

A couple of friends and I did a roller skating routine to that song for the 4th grade talent show!

This article is obnoxiously anti-climatic for me. I’m glad the author came to terms with desire for kids but the article is supposed to be about a regenerated ovary. My little science/medical anomaly-loving heart clicked to read about the ovary. I need to know about the ovary!

A FB friend of mine used to regularly change his name to various patently absurd, obviously fake names. Eventually FB banned him from changing his name so now he’s stuck with a patently absurd, obviously fake name. I don’t care what people call themselves but I’m surprised FB hasn’t demanded that he use his real name.

I will take baby/kid posts all day, errday over religious fanatics. Or people who think that they are way more clever than they are.

Star for the Lycos reference. I still have my account 18 years later (although it was Mailcity when I set it up originally).

I know where you can get one. Top-bottom duplex, small yard, upper and lower porch. However, it’s in a not so great area of Cleveland. But, because it’s such a steal, you can easily afford the finest in home security including alarms, attack dogs, and weapons!

I’m comfortable with passing nudity for myself. As in, I’ll change fully in the open but I don’t linger. I’m cool with other people chilling naked, though.

One time I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich at the work cafeteria (normally pretty good and one of their cheaper items) and the cook asked me if I wanted it grilled.

I have. I am sadly unable to make an adequate grilled cheese sandwich. Which is extra sad because that’s probably my number 1 comfort food. :(

Not 50 but . . .

Do it anyway! Send out your super cute photos in a wedding announcement!

Do you know how old this ad is? I was thinking about a new vacuum and heard good things about this brand. If the ad is from several years ago, I can deal. If it's from last month . . .

Okay, but if you have *birth defects* that means that you were *born*. And clearly getting as many babies born as possible is all that matters.

It sounds more like an aborted abortion rather than a reversed abortion . . .

Hmm, maybe that's just the policy of this company then? I probably wouldn't have paid for one either my first few years out of college.