Can you post a final product pic?

"Oh, you're super dressed up. You going to the SOTU or something?"

Ursula is a kick-ass sexy villain and I felt the need to pay tribute to her. :)

I know so very little about designers. Michael Kors is probably the only designer that I pretend to care about (that's saying a lot!).

I don't love the exposed zipper but I can appreciate the look.

I dunno. Maybe I'm too middle America but I think it's a great dress. If I had fancy places to go, I would totally wear that.

It's cold, gray, and snowy/rainy for the better part of the year. How else would you suggest we amuse ourselves?

This is why I will be the worst parent ever. I would totally drop my school-aged kid off and be like "Bye, bitches!" and speed off to a coffee shop with a book.

Aw man, can you even imagine a triple McRib??

Like, logically, I know he's full of it but my nether bits just closed up shop at that description.

Is that what I did wrong? I bought a pair once and I couldn't get them on. It physically hurt trying to pull them on. I meant to return them but, being the lazy person that I am, they rode around in my trunk for, like, 2 years.

I don't hate them but I think it's more of an "inner circle" kind of thing. I'm happy to attend a shower (well, one that doesn't suck) for someone I'm not super close too. I'd be annoyed to attend a gender reveal. (I don't know if these have escalated to gift-giving events but that would be extra uneccesary.) This…

It doesn't seem like these things actually make people happy though. Just seems like more work and more pressure and more shit for people to complain about (both the people who feel pressured to hold all these events and those forced to attend).

Oh good Heavens, I loathe the whole "prom-posal" nonsense.

pole dancers practicing during rush hour. No music!

Ow, yikes! I hope it wasn't bent. :(

my dad told me that crabapples taste like tiny apples.

She best stay out of Ursula's territory. She doesn't handle competition well . . .

I'm not sure where you are but I haven't heard a damn thing about this. I've gotten at least 2 dozen "breaking news" update from a variety of American and international news sources covering Charlie Hebdo . . . nothing for this story.

I gave you a star just for referencing MS DOS and dot matrix.