The other day, while trying to collect some vertebra, I came into a game that was already being invaded but nobody was fighting and just messing around. So I joined ‘em! But then another invader came in, saw us sitting around and tried to fight. So we all took them apart, pooped on them and went back to hiding in…

...not.

I don’t see why people point that souls-collecting part out as being unfair... it’s more fair than most games. In Assassin’s Creed Syndicate I had to replay the same fucking train mission like 10 times, and each time after 10-15 minutes I would fail to do something in the 5 seconds the game permitted me to do it, and…

Not bad for a sponsored piece. (That is probably the first and last time I say that, so enjoy it.)

Please fill this in and return it to the FBI as soon as possible.

And here we see a SJW getting offended again

How do people get this upset about rolling pieces of metal? If someone hits my car, I see if they want to exchange info because they don’t have to give you anything. If not, get their plate number, call the police and hope that there’s cameras nearby that caught the incident on video.

I love my trophy screenshots of blank loading screens.

Came here for the boobs, stayed for the music.

Wait, is normal Rogue just flying through that scene?

So basically, “Play the game to level up.”

Donald Trump might be the next president of your country and this is what you decide to complain about?

I see absolutely nothing to “defend”. Why anyone would need to justify the way they play a game, especially a single-player title, is beyond me. To me, the developer’s original design is always nothing more than a suggestion and a gaming experience is what you make of it.

Save “scumming” was how I got through many games. Only recently did I learn there was a sneery condescending putdown for “saving often and reloading when things go badly.”

This is a website for humans, not dogs.

You spelled Dr. Orpheus wrong.

I loved Thomas Jane, but I really wanted Ray Stephenson to have another crack at it. War Zone’s writing wasn’t his fault and he brought a certain grizzledness to the role.

And, uh, it’s probably also worth mentioning that he also got powered up by some weird magical space mirror in a story that made it seem like he was an omega tier power but by the end of that story it kinda just turned into weird magical wings instead.

Jesus. The X-Men are just a mess in every conceivable way.

Damn that was a douchebag response...