“Homosexuals” is not the preferred nomenclature, dude. I know it’s still okay in several European languages, but it’s used pejoratively in the US.

I love how Jezebel commenters are like

Forever 21? More like Forever 12.

Is marriage for him? He says neigh.

"Social media involves strangers in your relationship and ruins it" - Writer of multiple public articles about his failed relationship

No, this is the hipster age, she will be beautiful when they put glasses on her. TWIST.

AKA when I first noticed Chris Evans!

Sometimes I text Allen to let him know.

You should put that on your OKC profile.

And while some of us have gone through a divorce, others stay in their relationships, miserably, and live completely phony lives.

He made a movie about some medium kid making friends with a dead psychologist*, which was good. Then he made a shitload of horrible movies.

Dude I know. She is like, my style aspiration.

I'm sorry, who is this guy?

Right. This is another part of the “patriarchy” that we need to address. Men can be and ARE victims of sexual abuse and sexual predators. And women can be and ARE predators in sexual abuse cases. We need to stop treating this as less than because of our socialized gender/culture norms.

I’ve been married zero years and I’m not attracted to kids.

Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…

We've tried that. You take out one shovelful and the rest just pours in.