After running a Gamestop for 5 years, I lost count of the amount of times I pulled out and turned on a system someone was trading in only to have a roach walk or fall dead out of it. I was consistently shocked by the state of terribleness people will bring their possessions in to trade. I would say a good 30% of them…

I really can’t anymore. I just can’t.

How could you not?

i’m at least a decade older than martha and i still want to be her when i grow up?

Ah, Martha! I think Martha is my all-time favorite. She was charming.

STRONG agree.

Spent entirely too long trying to figure out how I never noticed that Paul Hollywood had one tiny T-Rex arm.

Everyone else: “I’m making little laminated pastry cups filled with creme anglaise and dotted with tangerine-lemon curd, with curls of white chocolate and toasted meringue on top!”

That works so well.

I LOVE HIM ONE THOUSAND TIMES
REMEMBER THE HEMP LOAF

HOWARD! Oh my god Howard. He was so awful! But delightful to watch. “IIIII think IIIII’ll maike a gluuuuten-free flaaaax loaffff” “But Howard, you’re supposed to make a delicious and indulgent buttery pastry.” “IIIII liiike spelt.”

lol, i loved how much fun Mel and Sue had at Ruby’s expense. I think Ruby was just kind of young and inexperienced and needed constant validation. I do think she has become a badass since: http://www.nme.com/news/tv/bake-offs-ruby-tandoh-turns-piers-morgan-interview-hes-sentient-ham-2049102

That season was a TRAVESTY. Kimberly should have won. Frances NEVER took the criticism they gave her seriously, and she continued to fuss with little fondant sculptures instead on focusing on the flavors and the quality of the baking over and over and over. The same criticism again and again, and she just kept at it…

Ugh. I Knoooow. I mean I guess Frances had a nice enough personality but like Kimberly knocked it out of the fucking part in almost every challenge and they give the win to Francis because her wedding cake was prettier? Come on!

Frances SUCKED and I constantly forget who won that season, I think because my brain is trying to will a Kimberly win into being so much.

Initially thought it was Oren from Parks and Rec.

This low-key hurts my heart. It’s a shame, because I LOVE Sandi Toksvig, and I’ve traditionally enjoyed Noel Fielding on QI, but this just feels so wrong. I think it’s because of the two original judges, Mary Berry is the more essential. She’s the icon.

The argument has been made elsewhere that Survivor could have used their vast leeway in production to edit the moment out without confusing viewers. The choice was made on set for Jeff Probst to basically just ask the remaining castaways if they agreed that Varner should go, but they could have held a voite as normal…