That happened to a colleague of mine; a (live) mouse dropped in her hair while she was asleep.

Every night one of my cats, I know which one, brings up at least 4 toys and drops them by my face while I’m sleeping. Not all at the same time, at least 4 during the night. I dread, like seriously dread, the night she finds and catches a mouse because I know it’s going to end up plopped down next to my open mouth…

After running a Gamestop for 5 years, I lost count of the amount of times I pulled out and turned on a system someone was trading in only to have a roach walk or fall dead out of it. I was consistently shocked by the state of terribleness people will bring their possessions in to trade. I would say a good 30% of them…

I really can’t anymore. I just can’t.

I, for one, welcome our Kitteh overlords. Here’s our newest addition, Bogey (who likes to help with everything):

They may be building to something in the next few years, maybe like what Vietnam did to Cambodia in the ‘90s when they had enough.

How could you not?

i’m at least a decade older than martha and i still want to be her when i grow up?

Ah, Martha! I think Martha is my all-time favorite. She was charming.

Spent entirely too long trying to figure out how I never noticed that Paul Hollywood had one tiny T-Rex arm.

Initially thought it was Oren from Parks and Rec.

This low-key hurts my heart. It’s a shame, because I LOVE Sandi Toksvig, and I’ve traditionally enjoyed Noel Fielding on QI, but this just feels so wrong. I think it’s because of the two original judges, Mary Berry is the more essential. She’s the icon.

The argument has been made elsewhere that Survivor could have used their vast leeway in production to edit the moment out without confusing viewers. The choice was made on set for Jeff Probst to basically just ask the remaining castaways if they agreed that Varner should go, but they could have held a voite as normal…

>Where is it you live where men passing women by on the street berate them constantly?

What a ridiculous example. Women were prohibited by law in participating in battle or being drafted. Who can predict what the gender mix would have been if men weren't forced to go to war and women were permitted to do so. So you think that because a bunch of guys fought and died 70 years ago, their descendants should…

Awww how cute!

sweetie, I am a man with body dismorphia. I have been for as long as I can remember.