I live in Battery Park City and work in the financial district. I frequently cross the West Side Highway late at night (I work long hours). Fuck you.

Yah, they over paid by 4M, but there's little doubt he's a superb addition. He's a much better fit than Sneijder or Cesc would be. He's the box-to-box Beast they need.

Yah. Starting Giggs instead of Kagawa just baffles the mind.

Uhhhh, they def. needed a holding midfielder more than they needed a No. 10. Kagawa is fantastic at the 10 when given a chance. And as noted, they also have Wayne Rooney. But c'mon, holding mid is by far their weakest position. Kagawa is much better at his position, than Tom Cleverly is at his.

Playing time for Isco + Morata + £42 million = Ozil?

I don't think you have the right link for the plot on googlemaps. It should be further to the Northwest. I think.

What Americans are tied to Everton? Joe Max Moore?

Wasn't it the Hudson River Tunnels and not the East River Tunnels?

Did she meet Miguel Cabrera? Justin Verlander? No! She wanted to meet Don Kelly. Don fucking Kelly!

Deadspin:

Greg,

The starting line-up of Los Leones del Escogido del Santo Domingo, fucked Madonna.

Appealing and winning a case based on a technicality isn't obstruction.

Like, is each single time he gets a shot in his ass a violation? It's each time they formally accuse you and violate you. If this is the first time, which it is, it's 50 games. Of course he's going to try to obstruct. He's not obligated to confess. And you won't hear the Yankees complain, considering his massive…

Didn't he try to buy the documents to have them destroyed?

I thought that the additional suspension was for his tampering with the investigation.

Shouldn't he be subject to 50 games for first PED offense? Why anything but that?

Will you use your statistical analytic prowess to persuasively argue that ESPN's readership should become Friend's of Dorothy?

Here in America she couldn't escape the contract. She was stuck to it (contract of adhesion).

Dry-Cleaning Day for Craig Sager?