1. Is George Stephanopoulos' hair real?

Damn. I mean, it seems cynical to say, but it seems like Wall Street got it hands on this, and just levered the Sim City name, without spending any money on the damn product. The simulation's the whole point! So frustrating . . . I've been looking forward to this for so long.

And that was 10 years ago. What is this version then? Just nicer graphics?

The AI is the whole point. You'd think, in the 10 years since SC4, they'd have developed amazing AI algorithms. Like, really sophisticated modeling. But no. They spiffyed up the graphics and induced a ton of lag with this always online bullshit. They're just greedy fucks.

Stockholm Syndrome. How can any reasonably minded gamer defend this shit. And for such shit AI too. The AI is the whole point of the simulation. To see if you can design a great city. And yet, they couldn't even implement the most basic of traffic management algorathims. People take the "quickest" route. SMH.

No it's not. Cashing out is different. You implied they fucked up and were in trouble, which is why they sought the acquisition.

so does this version have less than SC4 in terms of transportation options? I was hoping they'd have trams, BRT, bike lanes etc . . . .

This wasn't surprising if you read this morning's Hurriyet Daily News:

on steam? What's that?

Or maybe they didn't have to make it online only?

Pfffftttt; are you talking about TV Market?

That was such a red card in the 2010 world cup. It's on Nani. You can't just have your leg chest high flying in the air like that. He took the risk.

Isn't it illegal to ask a prospective employee their sexual orientation?

If I were a betting man, I'd make that bet. What could possibly make a guy go crazy like that? Uh, either (i) cheating or (ii) I'm leaving you. Doesn't justify but could explain why someone would do that. Either way, what a piece of shit. Doesn't he know how good he has it? In jail, whose to say he gets to keep…

Bet you'll never forget your Patagonia jacket.

Is there anything Lena Dunham can't do?

That was a good one.

Easy there Mr. Tibbs!

So bad it's good.

He didn't do it because he was with me on Saturday night.