Something you should note, even if you are an ESPN Insider subscriber, you still have to pay for the "new" App.

In other news, Marge Schott's ghost is ready to unveil a $26 bathroom attendant.

Italian Copy Editor Won’t Let A Day Go By Without Offering An Apology For "Chink In The Armor" Headline

Rodney Harrison is an idiot

Cohen v. California +1

UPDATE (12:45 a.m.): Ian Kinsler showed up at the bar to try to get Hamilton to return home.

What a pussy.

Treason

Update from Ryan Braun's supplier.

This wasn't Ryan's first hefty fine. In February 2010, during Super Bowl week in Miami, he was docked $50,000 by the Jets for making an obscene gesture at a fan at a mixed martial arts event. That, too, broke on the Internet, via a cell-phone camera.

"No one . . . wants to be in my shoes for those 30-45 seconds"

I can't wait for the Ass team to play the Mouth team in a full sided scrimmage.

. . . and he looks forward to spending time with his wife and four adopted children.

Scene: 2009 Second Mile Annual Board Meeting

Adding insult to injury, she asked Natrone Means to perform the Dirty Bird.

If he was looking to crash, he should've emulated Rodney Culver.

Victim Number 6: I'm not going to school today and I'll give you two reasons: First, they don't have candy, second, coach pees into me."

Recruiter: Over there is our state of the art fitness facility clocking in at over 65,000 square feet. This way is our locker room and shower area where coach blew a ten year old and later fucked a twelve year old in the ass.

It'll be a long time before Penn State is clean of Sandusky's taint. Though, as you can imagine, Sandusky's taint is remarkably clean.

Goal.com: Jurgen, what is the secret to your squad selection strategy?