Jerry: I love Chinese women
Elaine: Isn't that a bit racist
Jerry: If I love them, how can it be racist.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

Why can't I have her?

Europa Europa, Stalingrad (German version)

13 minutes? What the hell AV Club?

But mine worked damnit!

Men get sickly protective of their women folk. I would wager that most of the black dudes who gave you stares are either dating or want to be dating white chicks. And Strom Thurmond was banging his black maid. It's all bullshit.

I can't even imagine what a black man and white or other non black girl go through.

Better a libertarian than a republican. At least libs aren't afraid of sex and drugs.

Does it say anything about Martians having 3 boobs? Asking for Quaid.

Whoever gave you that tip needs to cut it out.

For some of the super religious, they want the fruit/vegetable completely cleaned or picked over to ensure that no bugs are on it, since eating a bug is unkosher. Except for locusts and grasshoppers.

There's a reason Jews make such good lawyers. We spend our entire lives figuring out how to re-interpret rules.

I wonder if there was an exception for kosher wines during prohibition?

There are plenty of good kosher wines that taste like similar non-kosher varieties. For American brands, try Ha-Gafen, which is from Sonoma. For Israeli brands, Yarden and Golan are good.

Something something Trump administration preview?

He created David Pumpkins, so lifetime pass.

She moved to Hazzard.

Split the difference: coat in olive oil and bake until the outsides are crispy.

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