Fox Barrel. Especially the blackberry.

Alderr-exit?

You sure it wasn't Dermot Mulrooney?

Funny, I always thought Emperor and Vader were perfect analogues for Bush and Cheney. Bush is Vader, in that he's a naive little boy who thinks he's saving the world, but is really being manipulated by dark forces. Cheney is the Emperor, creepy old guy hiding out in a bunker that turns this naive little boy into a war…

Needs more Bolo Yeung.

Not a Mac.

He's a musician?

or just listen to the GODDAMN RADIO

I'll step in and concur with you. I found myself agreeing but not really laughing at most of his routines. And listening to him now just feels dated, like he's the Eddie Veder of comedy.

So is this also confirmation that Cersei (and Jaime) are really Targaryens? Madness. Twins. incest. Burning the city down. Blond. It fits.

So @coast wins the steak knives?

The stories aren't happening simultaneously. Think of it like Pulp Fiction is Westeros.

Is it wrong to root for him at this point? No one in Westeros seems worth preserving. except maybe Lady Mormont.

MMM, beef with peppers!

Do they have advance directives in Westeros?

I'm going to build a wall, and the Wildlings are going to pay for it.

Does that make Stannis the Kasich of this world? Always losing, but not knowing when to quit?

He wanted to see at least One Headlight of Missandrei.

Three Red Priests were hired to resurrect any accidentally killed extras.

Which leads to a Sons of Anarchy style montage where Bran, Dolorous Edd, the Night's King, and Margery all stare forlornly into the distance.