You sold me at Alex Winter. I haven't seen him in anything since The Idiot Box. My 7th grade geography teacher loved to quote that show and I was the only one who got the references. Like Eddie the flying gimp.

Harold and Kumar: it's Dude Where's my Car set in Slumdog Millionaire.

Stand by Me: It's The A-Team set in Pleasantville

Grease: it's like Rebel Without a Cause set in Alvin and the Chipmunks.

He, and the old timers that vote for him, are dying off. Can't be much longer.

The 2016 Republican Presidential nominee race: it's Ishtar set in Heaven's Gate.

Superman 3: It's The Sting set in Silver Streak. (I may be way off)

Had an Arby's morning the day after Xmas, when the mrs. and I were both mad hungover. So we loaded up on sandwiches, fries, a jamocha shake, and thinking a soda would be helpful, ordered a large diet pepsi to share. As we drove off, we looked at each other and at the same time said 'why the f*** did we order a diet…

Yes. And this woman couldn't even pronounce that.

Similarly, isn't Detroit supposed to be De- twah'?

That's what she said.

And they all must contain a scene where Black guy listens to rap in the car while non-Black partner wants to listen to something dull and they fight about it. Neither person has ever listened to another genre of music in their lives and they aren't about to start now.

Probably the same guy that gave a 1-star Yelp review because the dry cleaner was closed at 3 am.

How about the Sword of Destiny vs. Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny?

I spent a night in a Holiday Inn near Shreveport and was in the hot tub with a visiting union organizer who couldn't pronounce Shreveport to save her life.

Half the production is underwater and the other half is under indictment.

35 years. I know that because I used that video on my 35th bday invite.

Stupid Belgians. The plan could have worked if they weren't such pains in the ass. First they brutalize the Congo, then they drag England into the war. Such a worthless country.

Call me! We'll talk Schlieffen Plan.

And Coppola as Phil Jackson.