#tompettyhatesceliacs

He also wrote Manic Monday. Which I could totally hear him singing.

Living in DC, I sometimes pass through the suburb of McLean, VA. I can't see the name of that town without imitating Hans Gruber.

#british69yearoldlivesmatter

Fee-for-service health care really does lead to poorer outcomes.
But in all seriousness, too many good ones are being taken away too soon.

12 parsecs is not my tempo!

You're all talk Hamil. You never even finished Jedi school.

That is the consensus. Jar Jar and Jake Lloyd. The only thing harder to look at is Ted Cruz's face.

Never tell me the odds!

If there's any silver lining I guess that's it.

Of the three prequels, why would it not be the best? Of course, best of the prequels is like being rated best looking at Berkeley. Doesn't mean a lot.

I still like Darth Fabulous. Dark lord of the Sith and the runway.

On the other hand, yoga pants. MMM, yoga pants.

A giant version of Andre the Giant. that's the only answer.

Not Boba Fett Tea?

They called a medic to the scene, and Lee said 'I don't feelgood, dr.'

Or, 'If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be? And you can't say Adolf H.'
Or, 'If you could change one event in history, what would it be and why?'

How do you remember that? It all happened so fast.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Not Ron Brown.