You can't blame VS for what others ripped off. We can't blame the Simpsons for Fallout Boy.

They finally found their lip gloss.

You think so? Justified has all kinds of witty banter. Winter's Bone didn't have a single humorous moment. Not saying that as a bad thing. Still one of the best movies I've seen in years, but it's bleak as shit.

THE A.V. CLUB

because Cruz is the wea-sel!

This is America, where anything can happen!

Except Republicans are not going to elect a Jew. Maybe a decade ago LIeberman could have had a chance if he actually switched party registration. But not with all the Evangelical tea-partiers.

What are you talking about? He was born in Calgary, Alberta. See his bio on the Senate website.

Republicans frequently find ways to circumvent rules to get themselves in power (that's bad)

What if you;re conversing with Arec Barwin?

Could be worse. In my day every kid was trying their Pauly from Encino Man. Buuuudy.

Attention? The Republican clown car is pretty full and he needs something to stand out.

My memory of Anthony Mason will always be when Norm MacDonald hosted the ESPY's, and the monologue joke was something along the lines of "The ESPY's turn 7 this year, but Anthony Mason swears they're 18."

That will get you membership into the Special People's Club.

Well, yes, he would be anti-Jackie Mason. For multiple reasons.

"And I want Alanis to know that I will be thinking of her when I listen to this album. And while I fuck someone else. In that order."

Hmm, your first paragraph actually would meet the definition of ironic, as that German ex-dictator was anti-Mason.

No, the Sahara and the Gobi are just deserts.

Hmm, was anyone on that album except Whitney?

So you literally know what ironic means.
Or is it figuratively?