probably the same people that hate Skylar in Breaking Bad.

I have spent a lot of time with a teenage girl. then the county made me register.

Number 4: His aching ticker.

If she quits E!, so long dental plan!

I heard that Paul was Willie's code word for weed. Would make some of the lyrics make more sense.

I wanna party with you! (Seriously, this shit is fascinating)

If that's a real question, CDC headquarters is in Atlanta.

The extra B, is for BYOBB.

A pic of Alison Brie….THE TEMPTATIONS!

Just one round?

I'm sitting in your apartment covered in lotion.

My favorite line was Duncan in the beginning: " Do you know any of the girls who actually like me? Because I don't"

Only one way to find out.

DDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!

GO BACK TO RUSSIA!

Cage doesn't have the right kind of charisma for that role. Not sure who else though could do it. Dicaprio? Obviously not at that time though cause he would be too young.

And Marissa Tomei's boobies. Multiple times.

You are nothing. you think you are fucking something but you are fucking nothing and I will fuck you so hard you'll come out your ears.

Don't forget the first scene Dirk stars in when they show everyone turning their heads to see Dirk's wang, and Scotty is barely able control himself.

No kidding. A lot of soldiers sit in front of computers all day like the rest of us. And plenty of other jobs people risk their lives just by going to work - fishermen, roofers, electricians, lots of others. Maybe if we stopped glorifying soldiers so much people would be less interested in signing up and hence less of…