RIP that skateboarder. He died on his way back to his home planet.

OMG Karl Rove was the Greatest Show on Earth that night. “What? Check those numbers again! I rigged Ohio myself! That can’t be right! Go do the math again!!”

I cannot speak for all of us, but I must admit that I definitely at least somewhat into this group here. I think a lot of people just expect to fall absolutely in love with a candidate and then go all in on them- a lot of people I know felt this way about Bernie. Although it does boggle my mind that there are some…

Watching Fox News when it becomes clear the Republicans won’t take the White House is good. Election night is the one night where you can’t really spin the news when the results don’t go your way. Until then it’s exhausting.

I always watch Fox News on election night. Their coverage can only be described as petty, messy, and extra.

Yes, but will it get to Karl Rove 2012 meltdown insanity levels before the end of the night?

Also, I never leave the house without Chapstick. I legit have 15 tubes scattered around my house at any given time. I’m sorry you don’t know the joy of having soft, protected-from-UV-rays lips, Chris Wallace.

The difference is that it seems these people were in line to vote when the polls closed and, legally, 100% had the right to vote. That happens all the time, too.

Well she is the 1%, so...

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

How odd is it that Billy was by FAR the most relevant Bush in the 2016 election?

Ashley going to the Peggy Noonan/Tom Friedman Journalism By Talking To Randos School. I like it.

The 538 polling average had her at 7 points ahead, which is now down to 4. Her numbers haven’t really dropped, it’s that Trump’s numbers have been rising as he picks up Johnson voters, and that was happening before the Comey issue. I think there’s good reason to believe that the media is overhyping the extent to which…

This is legitimately the first time I’ve been afraid during this entire thunderfuck of an election season. I’ve been so confident in the American people and the electoral process that I truly was not afraid of Trump possibly winning. Now Anthony Weiner’s dick and an asshole with a vendetta might be the reason a cheeto…

So Dad, your daughter was the target of a predator and now it is Clinton’s fault and you regret voting for her. You are an idiot and you anger is not where it should be.