I’ve seen all of these posted online before but the “Don’t Re-Nig” is a first time. I’m kind of floored by the caucasity of such a thing.

Died at “actural size”

It looks like the typical tool box - a big one. My dad had one for his truck. Park and leave all of your “truck stuff” lying around, it’s liable to get stolen. There could be a gun in there, I suppose:/

I’m sure the sheriff will be very interested in investigating drivers who sport Republicans decals, too.

“[In Texas] Trump won the support of 60 percent of white female college graduates, 75 percent of white, noncollege-educated women, 65 percent of white college-graduate men, and 76 percent of white, noncollege-educated men.”

what percentage of Texas women voted for Trump, do ya think?

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

God Bless Texas Women.

No. There is no case that deserves the death penalty because actions don’t happen in a vacuum. Using the death penalty on that guy will inevitably result in using it on an innocent at some point, especially with how fucked up forensic science is.

Today is my birthday, and I’m pretty chill about the fact that it is shared with this event. 🎉

Good.

From my dinner table a few years ago after my father-in-law was scraping the bottom of his bowl of vegetable chili I’d made:

Thanks, yes. I also Googled Sarah Silverman ‘tie’ and saw these sort of more whimsical fashions. The one featured above is far more traditional.

She always dresses like that. When I lived in LA, we happened to frequent the same eatery a lot. She dresses like this in real life, too.

I hear you. I’ve never hate watched anything before or after Zoella, but I’m guilty of hate watching the shit out of some of her vids.

Last year I had one with 24 kinds of high-quality tea.

I saw one with cheese the other day and I got unreasonably excited. Then I learned that there were only four different kinds of cheese on a rotation for 24 days. No, cheese advent calendar, I want 24 different goddamn cheeses!

I have a wild, visceral, almost rageful hatred for Zoella. I totally understand that she’s sort of pretty and starting “vlogging” in the right place at the right time. However, this is a girl who has no discernible skills, other than buying every sweater on ASOS and showing them to her subscribers, or buying every…

An Advent calendar without chocolate? What is even the point?