Her father is named Mohamed and was born in Palestine. Her mother is American-Dutch, not Jewish.

Surprisingly I believe I’ve hit my natural weight and have not gained or lost any weight since Nov 8.

You’ve given me hope <3

Imaginary women’s suffrage?

They sound like Kappos.

Did you miss the part where the police department didn’t do anything at first?

I’m really sad the hippo didn’t show these people what hippos are capable of.

He’s a complete tool

And I’d rather a guy be making sure that I got off and checking before stopping, not just assuming I’m done with him being down there because I’m spasming? I don’t know, some dudes are shy. I think women really also need to communicate better as well as men.

Idea: If she uses a diva cup, just stay near the clit during her period and you won’t have to worry about blood. Oral is great when you incorporate all parts of the vulva, but honestly the clit and the spot right under the clit is like the most important. She can clean up down there before too to be sure there’s no…

High five sister for great partners!

Meh, it’s not always easy to tell.

Yeah I’m like SUPER shy and reserved and anxious and was not experienced at all when I first started fooling around with my bf - still told him when shit wasn’t working, I deserve an orgasm too god damn it!

Right?!?!?

Baptists are their own brand of crazy.

What the fuck?

Okay here’s one rule of comedy if you give a shit about not offending others.

I still can’t believe Gaylord is an actual name.

Hell yes, been wondering where her next LP is!

Well I just perpetuated inaccurate facts didn’t I, yikes!