Awww, man. Come on, like, geez, man.

Because “STFU douchebag” is such an mature thing to say.

Nah, Brothers is boring.

Mgs is mpr like 10+ hpurs, if you don’t skip all the dialogue and cutscenes.

No, you’re wrong. It is the headtracking that creates the sense of presence. Also it reduces nausea.

Indeed. No other Mario RPG has been able to be as boring as this one.

So it just retells the game(s)? Why not play it instead. Is much more riveting. And rather cheap.

Not really. Looks like a Wii game. Fucking bloom.

A game you can’t play, unless you buy amiibo.

But are her boobs squeezable? That’s the most important question here.

Not really. It’s tradition by now.

There are people who genuinely like that crap he produces?

I remember it as being a huge horrendous pile of garbage.

Bullshit. They have been making games for over 20 years. Even if the hadn’t time to make an image specifically for that scene, they chose to use a concept drawing from an outside game, instead of one of the ones they made over the years.