They’ve missed the CFP twice, which is the same as the Big Ten and better than the Pac. And if they had actually crowned a true conference champion the first year they'd probably be 4 for 5 while the Big Ten would be 2 for 5.

I don't know why people acted like it was being reopened after all these years. Mountain Creek kept most of the water park open, just without the dangerous shit. 

You mean Werewolf of Wall Street?

“I’ve known Skawsayzee a lawng lawng toyme. He told me in Nointy-Two Brett Favre would be a great quarterback. No one had evuh heard of em before dat.”

“I once took part in silencing our student newspaper" was definitely the hook that made Pence hire her, wasn't it?

Ripken, Honus Wagner, A-Rod, Ozzie and Ernie were all easily ahead of Jeter.

I’d say that three or four of Kobe’s titles couldn’t have happened without him on that team.

He moved from Hoboken to Summit a few years ago.

I’d contend that Eli and Jeter are much closer in how good they were than you think. 

And someone who JUST started doing this is complaining about the market being flooded? What?

Congress and Parliament are the only English speaking legislative bodies larger than the New Hampshire Legislature. My great grandfather served in it for a while and only represented a few thousand people.

Coming off the Gerg era, 25-25 isn’t actually something to sneeze at. He was about two plays from having a squad quarterbacked by a Duke Point Guard in a bowl game his first year.

Beto’s real name. Conservatives like to claim he fakes being Latino because he goes by a nickname his grandmother gave him and everyone has called him by since he was about two years old. They assume everyone is as stupid as they are, and that the “O’Rourke” thing doesn’t make it obvious enough.

Well here’s a recent Tweet that probably won’t shock you:

I'm sure "Democrats fail to show for 9/11 memorial ceremony" wouldn't be weaponized against them...

They're literally managed by a former player...

You hate to see it.

And Jenna Fischer in real life was a Kasich supporter. 

Darryl supported Swedish style health care when he was on crutches, and was in favor of pulling troops out of Afghanistan in the nepotism episode.

No, Christie has been out of office since January 2018. Phil Murphy is a Democrat.