@Odin: You aren't. Heck, I've been putting off updating my six-year-old Wacom tablet because the new ones use multi-touch instead of a mouse accessory.

@JrsyDevil's Advocate®: I've totally scoured the web in hopes some of this footage had leaked. From the documentary on my 20th anniversary edition, I can tell they at least filmed Stoltz waking up in Lorraine's bedroom and the beginning/end of the flick at Twin/Lone Pine Mall.

@Senior Austin: Well said.

@Gary Vincent: They asked Jobs this during the press conference and he said that he "believes" so, but I wouldn't rely on that as any sort of confirmation.

@Fulgurite: You're right, this whole iPhone 4 fiasco is really just a problem with me and my inability to accept that all phones lose signal when you touch the bottom left-hand corner. You got me.

@johnnyabnormal: And yet, you didn't return it, so Apple openly acknowledges that it doesn't deem it a problem because their return rate is so low (which is of course understandable).

@Fulgurite: The reporters at the event are already questioning Steve about this.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: Hearted.

You are cordially invited to an Apple Event.

@El Guano: It's nice to see what this looks like in the real world. Seeing them side-by-side, I think the old version looks more "proportional," though the difference is fairly negligible when it comes to day-to-day use.

@PacJack360: That's what I was skimming for. My Netflix could really use the speed boost.

@TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle: Agreed. Plus, it'd be nice to have something wash out the terrible aftertaste of Shyamalan's flick. We can only go up from here.

@TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle: Wow, that's huge! Hearing about this, my initial thought was a DVD extra of some sort for the live-action flick.

"And I think everybody who has criticized Shyamalan for casting white actors as Asian characters in this film should admit they were wrong. Clearly, Shyamalan tried to cast Asians, but he just couldn't find any whose performances were lifeless enough."

@Victor L: Ooph, if Google started charging for Voice it would be such a bummer.

What a waste of a perfectly good microwave.

@sugardeath: [Like yourself] I take refuge in condescension too [when I lose an argument]. It's all good.

@sugardeath: Caption: "I reinvented holding way."

@XJRSS: This guy.

@flying_chairs: Welcome to the Internet. Here, people will occasionally misspell captions on purpose, subverting communication to solicit a humorous response.