“Sure, Mr. Assad, this ceasefire agreement seems kosher, my kid says it’s ready to sign.”

regan was detail oriented. he just decided what the details he gave a fuck about were and disregarded everything else, like mental health and human lives and shit.

Isn’t that why he has to put the patina of “celebrity” on it? How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

Well, you see, a black man became president and it reminded a bunch of white people how their grasp on everything was diminished to 99%.

What blows me away about Donald Trump is his ability to paint himself as some titan of industry. He’s a man who got a “small loan” of $14 million dollars back in the 1970's (a little over $79M in current dollars) and an inheritance of over $200M in the early 80's ($1.1G in current dollars). Forbes last week estimated…

Very low-energy deposition. Sad!

So this basically is evidence that Trump blocks out everything he doesn’t want to hear and pretends it never happened and would find reading anything longer than a pamphlet too taxing. America. Seriously, how did you come to this?

Since the Mango Mussolini (stolen from a commenter at Huffpo) does not bother to read documents, especially long documents, placed before him, can someone slip an election concession agreement to him and just say it’s a really long lease.

I think it’s Trump’s gaslighting that’s made me most insane. And the way his lemmings just nod along- how can anyone trust them ever again, on absolutely anything?

Goodness, we can hope, but the gerrymandering and vote suppression is STRONG in that state.

Into the men’s room? Have the voters seen McCrory’s birth certificate? He or she should take it upon him- or herself to publicly demonstrate his or her compliance with the law.

She probably figured that Cosmo was going to go easy on her and ask her about her dad’s favorite sex positions.

Put another way, in 1972, Secretary Clinton was assisting women in child custody cases. While she was doing this, Donald Trump was actively violating federal law by discriminating against African-American potential tenants.

Good goddamn, that woman does not get a fraction of the credit she deserves for all of this.

For anyone who holds some bizarre ideas that Donald Trump could somehow have a better plan or record of achievement when it comes to women’s rights and child care, here is a synopsis of what Hillary Clinton has actually done on these fronts:

For real? A Republican hasn’t been elected on policy solutions since Nixon. It’s been “Real America!” and “I got Mine!” and “Queerz!” since Ronald Reagan’s ‘Morning in America’ speech.

The press has basically given her a pass this whole season of President Island....ooo she’s pretty, she must be a good guy! She’s a fucking creep, a creep birthed by a creep and married a creep is the sister to creeps. She’s awful. Stop trying to redeem her.

You probably don’t need to be told this but Hillary’s plan is better.

It’s almost like people with zero academic degrees in a politically related field or a history in public service don’t know the first fucking thing about drawing up policies and learning all their intricacies. (Let alone actually instituting them.) Go figure!

He’s doing the same with the election. If (a very weak if) he wins he will say it’s because the US understands is greatness, not that it was rigged in his favor.