And in lake city:

I was in Orlando two weeks ago and saw this...not sure what they’re selling,but there is an element of curiosity that won’t go away...

If I give you meth will you obsessively clean my place?

“Was dating.” Riiiiight. Nope. No reason to feel sorry for this guy.

How else am I supposed to get these insects out?

Jeezus fkn christ, I would have lost my shit if I overheard a parent making those kinds of comments about a child’s weight.

It’s not about the snek it’s about the toxic prey.

It may not have died, but it is definitely drunk as fuck somewhere! 

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

I guess before talking about the beauty of the underwater caves in Florida, you should mention the number of divers that have DIED in them. Cave diving is for experienced divers.

For anyone else, that might be true, but since the demented yam is known for not paying his bills, one has to wonder what they’re getting out of it. Not money, the stink of Trumpism isn’t really good publicity...

They’re young. They don’t know we had to fight for the right to wear pants to school, nevermind healthcare, equal pay, the ability to have a credit card in one’s own name, take out a loan in one’s own name. The young women of today are ignorant of the battles fought by the young women of yesterday.

AMEN.

I grew up around very white, very straight people, and I was a kid in the 80s, but even I learned that people who developed AIDS back before there was much available to manage it were essentially given a quick (but not quick enough to avoid suffering) death sentence. Within a year or two of being diagnosed with…

I am SO FUCKING TIRED of humanity not only being this stupid but clutching its stupidity to its chest like a filthy Barbie missing one leg with its hair chopped off and wailing that it grants wishes.

FUCKING ESSENTIAL OILS OMG. I spent the day with my dad in the ER yesterday and got to overhear a woman explaining to the doctor that she brought her mother-in-law in for chronic worsening ear pain. They just moved the woman into their home to be cared for (probably from Mexico, because she kept evading the doctor’s…

I totally understand. These people are a danger to everyone with their anti-established science ravings. It’s a big worry of mine that we’re vulnerable to a major epidemic wiping out or handicapping a sizeable proportion of our kids polio-style because there are so many unvaccinated children.

Delicious, delicious poison.

This, 100%. My wife has a saying that she picked up somewhere, “Fat equals flavor and that’s why they both start with F.”

Neither of us were inclined towards foods that were “low fat” versions of regular foods to begin with, but when we took notice of how much sugar and/or salt gets added to make “low fat” even…

They "steal" passwords, and can be used by less-than-honest people and programs. Of course they're going to be flagged as security risks.