Hey, now. That’s a status symbol in some areas. ;)

I’ve got the screen and extra computers and game systems laying around. Does anyone know where I can purchase a microwave with a seventy inch diagonal door? This is SO doable.

Remember the Napper Crapper from Stay Tuned? I still want one of those.

Yeah. At least we’ll have four years of entertainment...?

Nope, it’s not intentional sarcasm. Common sense has been in dreadfully short supply in the last few decades.

Good job! You’ve cracked the secrets that most never glimpse.

Now that right there is funny.

Just imagine how much healthier we’d all be without the stress of worrying over health insurance covering/not covering this or that procedure or thing or medication.

How’s about next time my doc makes me get a colonoscopy, you tag in for me? I’ll spring for the copay. You get to find out if you have any problems and I get to skip doing the colon prep. I’ve wondered for years how many elderly people die each year from the prep?

I’ll never complain about my premiums again.

Overalls are awesome. Very cute and practical.

I would have just walked up and said “NO CAPES!!!” then walked away quietly. I’m weird that way.

“Sorry, but we’ve committed ourselves to a drama free lifestyle. Drama causes our psychoses to flare up. You have such LOVELY skin. Do you put lotion on the skin?”

My theory is that the older one ages, the more invasive medical procedures one has been through. I don’t have any modesty left, and I’m only in mid fifties. LOL

Slowly. Very slowly.

I’d like to volunteer my crematorium operation skills if needed. Might come in handy, ya never know...

Dani Mathers: Upholding the Brainless Big Breasted Blonde Bimbo stereotype since 2016.

IIRC, the Shoebootie story was told while Archie and Meathead were trapped in a storeroom drinking wine? Is that right?

I just avoid places where azzholes hang out. Last time someone acted like they might hit me in public was the early 80s.

Pancake? No. Skweeesh like grape.