Hey, now. That’s a status symbol in some areas. ;)

I assumed that the ad was a translation . What puzzles me is the English keyboard .

I’m right there with you. Smartphones​ are always bought in pairs at our house - easier for me to support Mrs. Wookie.

When I first read your comment, I saw the word Parlour as Parkour. I thought, damn, I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time.

I’ll do like always. Wait for the fancy newtech TVs to get popular in the stores, then go buy a brand new super giantscreen top of the line all bells and whistles oldtech TV for peanuts. In the meantime, way to go UCFers!

I’ve got the screen and extra computers and game systems laying around. Does anyone know where I can purchase a microwave with a seventy inch diagonal door? This is SO doable.

Remember the Napper Crapper from Stay Tuned? I still want one of those.

Yeah. At least we’ll have four years of entertainment...?

I would have gladly paid for Carrie to slap my face.

Who skinned General Rancor ???

Nope, it’s not intentional sarcasm. Common sense has been in dreadfully short supply in the last few decades.

Good job! You’ve cracked the secrets that most never glimpse.

When I was a kid, we were SO poor, the only things we had to fidget with were our own FINGERS.

Old? Nah. Get off my lawn. I’m so old I used to own Clackers.

Now that right there is funny.

Just imagine how much healthier we’d all be without the stress of worrying over health insurance covering/not covering this or that procedure or thing or medication.

How’s about next time my doc makes me get a colonoscopy, you tag in for me? I’ll spring for the copay. You get to find out if you have any problems and I get to skip doing the colon prep. I’ve wondered for years how many elderly people die each year from the prep?

I’ll never complain about my premiums again.

Overalls are awesome. Very cute and practical.

I would have just walked up and said “NO CAPES!!!” then walked away quietly. I’m weird that way.