I agree, but still prefer the old fashioned sound of a hardwood bat against skull bone. I find the “whack” sound more personally satisfying than the “dink “ aluminum bats make. If one must beat many with a baseball bat , then definitely aluminum is called for due to it’s long term durability.

30 years ago, this would have been a single Polaroid passed around dudebros. Thanks to the internet, hundreds or perhaps thousands of women have seen this dirty underwear skidmark’s likeness and can avoid him. That makes me happy. Some of us males have put a lot of effort into NOT being irresponsible drunken caveman…

It’s that internal brain disconnect from logic that allows us to get the job done under extreme stress. You’d probably make a great soldier. ;)

Oouucchh.

What do you call a cow with four broken legs?

You’ve learned where the phrase “playing possum “ comes from. ;)

You’ve learned where the phrase “playing possum “ comes from. ;)

We now own nearly seven acres of heavily wooded land in northish Florida. Would you like us to ship you a boxful? Pretty sure we gots plenty.

Funny. I thought they were called Florida Speed Bumps. ;)

Doesn’t he know that the Tribbles will die in the cold weather???

The mice that invaded us a few years back didn’t seem to care that our 55 pound boxer mix loved chasing small furry things. But, you know, Florida. Maybe our mice were on bath salts, they seemed really, really stupid.

Pro Tip:

No, most don’t. Even if you perform a factory reset , someone with skills and proper tools can retrieve data. Same for hard drives.

I would assume that you agree to random searches, urine tests and such to work in the White House in any capacity. Frankly I’m shocked to hear personal cell phones are allowed on premises at all.

Phone stashed in wall in bathroom stall scene from OINTB.

She’s not homeless, maybe a month from homelessness. Just like the rest of us working poor. Welcome to the struggle, Rachel.

Yeah...haven’t we all kind of  agreed that Caucasian folks wearing blackface is a huge No-No?

Is she related to Tanning Mom somehow? ;)

Well, has she applied to Wal-Mart? McDonald’s? Burger King? Taco Bell? Dollar General? Dollar Tree?

...playing on the easy level with cheat codes...