We now own nearly seven acres of heavily wooded land in northish Florida. Would you like us to ship you a boxful? Pretty sure we gots plenty.

Funny. I thought they were called Florida Speed Bumps. ;)

Doesn’t he know that the Tribbles will die in the cold weather???

The mice that invaded us a few years back didn’t seem to care that our 55 pound boxer mix loved chasing small furry things. But, you know, Florida. Maybe our mice were on bath salts, they seemed really, really stupid.

Pro Tip:

No, most don’t. Even if you perform a factory reset , someone with skills and proper tools can retrieve data. Same for hard drives.

I would assume that you agree to random searches, urine tests and such to work in the White House in any capacity. Frankly I’m shocked to hear personal cell phones are allowed on premises at all.

Phone stashed in wall in bathroom stall scene from OINTB.

She’s not homeless, maybe a month from homelessness. Just like the rest of us working poor. Welcome to the struggle, Rachel.

Yeah...haven’t we all kind of  agreed that Caucasian folks wearing blackface is a huge No-No?

Is she related to Tanning Mom somehow? ;)

Well, has she applied to Wal-Mart? McDonald’s? Burger King? Taco Bell? Dollar General? Dollar Tree?

...playing on the easy level with cheat codes...

The penis is a great tool for making a woman pregnant . The penis is not the best tool for making a woman orgasm.

Highly recommended. First inspection was an hour long freebie done by a building engineer friend. All major stuff looked good to great. Second inspection was done by a professional inspector. Much more deep, nitpicking detail. It turned up only minor items, no show stoppers.

LOL You must be a fellow Floridian!

Yep. We often dropped the dog off around the corner at the groomer and went to lunch for showings. Other times we would sit in the back yard with the dog leashed. We wanted buyers to see ALL the rooms.

We did that. Turned out that renting was actually more expensive than buying. Also, for 30 years our “rent” never increases. However location, timing, US economics and other factors peculiar to our situation contributed to our choice of purchasing.

You nailed it! We visited a number of homes. Over time we distilled down what was MOST important to us.

Big plus one on using satellite views. Do this for each house you want to physically visit. It will save you time and gas. I found the perfect place for our retirement - reasonable price, 25 acres, house only needed minor cleanup and repair. Satellite photos showed a business next door. googled the address and found…