Let’s not forget that he signed his name on a contract to begin with . So much for keeping one’s word.

The Invisible Narcissist. Oxymoron, or just plain moron?

We just closed our storage units out. Married couple managers lived on site. Non 24 hr access, code in and out, lots of cameras. After hours management makes rounds.

I would have commuted for a few weeks if necessary. Or stayed with friends in town during the week days. When you are highly motivated, you can do what you’ve got to do. We spent three weeks in a motel, then stayed with family for a couple months in Port Orange. Commute to Orlando for work the last few weeks I…

Heh. Try retiring while in the midst of the loan application process. That really freaks ‘em out. We told them. They kept asking why we were looking for such a cheap house on our income level. We were also asked if I was really going to commute two hours each way to my job. They said underwriters would balk at…

LOL our new retirement home is close to the Ocala National Forest. The Jacksonville Navy air base folks fly over on the way to bombing practice a few days per month .  Did some googling and found that we are about 23 miles from the bomb range. On rare occasions they use live ordnance and we hear/feel it inside the…

The newest Wookie machine came with eight gig RAM and one terabyte hard drive. Super overkill for our needs currently, but ya never know. Bought refurbished and heavily discounted.

That’d be me also. Even when researching a subject in depth, I can’t stand having more than a few tabs or browser windows open. It doesn’t matter which browser I use. I can only read one thing at a time.

Ha! Mrs. Wookie tortures Sims also.

Vibrating adjustable beds rock.

NOTHING says LOVE like dental work. :)

Know what Mrs. Wookie wanted most in our new home? Laundry room inside the house. She LOVES it. Everything else was negotiable. True to her word, she does do laundry much more frequently.

Criminy. I was an Old at 20 then.

Bought Mrs. Wookie a new PURPLE vacuum cleaner as a housewarming gift . Our old vacuums are ancient hand me downs. One is a canister Electrolux from the early 70s. All steel construction equals danged heavy. Can’t get rid of it because it still works like new.

So, yes indeed, our cars will become inconsiderate, egotistical pricks and A-Holes just like us.

Having recently retired and moved, we sold our 2009 model 82 inch Mitsubishi DLP rear projection tv prior to moving. Our retirement home is a little smaller . We bought a shiny new Vizio 70 inch flat panel tv after moving in. The new set is gorgeous and is a heck of a lot thinner and lighter than the old 150 lb…

Been made already. It’s called The Matriz. ;)

Shut up and take my money NOW!!! Throw in Michelle Rodriguez and I’ll double the money.

Or, “Sorry sir. We had to amputate your penis.”

Also, Motorola Atrix had a lapdock available. Turned cell phone into a laptop.