Can’t we just ditch the electoral college completely and forever?

Then you haven’t watched The Mysteries Of Laura. We’re very passionate about her in our domicile.

Let’s do the Time Warp again?

Common sense is in very short supply. I’m working on figuring out how to put it into a pill and sell it.

Wifey looked into selling food last year. Laws are very dependent on where you happen to live. Make sure to check state, county, and city regulations before you start selling.

Just order everything deep fried. The hot oil will sterilize your food. ;)

Soylent Green, anyone?

Nasty, and a colossal idiot. I’ve discovered that the best way to make a woman want sex with me was to talk about everything else in the world EXCEPT sex related topics. I had figured this out before I hit thirty.

I’ve been using Zoho Vault for the last few years. Passwords are available on phones, tablets, desktops, laptops... You get the idea. Yes, it’ll auto fill. It’s a bit more expensive but has options for sharing, backups. Would be great to manage an entire family’s passwords.

Quite unusual, in the same way the stoner dude sculpts art pieces out of marijuana. I consider it a sculpture. Do I want it? Nope. Cool to see? Yep.

Electric, schmetric. Electricity is not free, someone has to make it. All electric cars do is exhaust their emissions back at the power plant. Let’s also not forget all of the toxic materials that make up all of those batteries. Electric car is about the same thing as a gasoline fueled car. Green? Nope. If you…

No, I didn’t know. Dang, that’s convenient. Thanks!

My guess is that we are slowly working towards the facial recognition fictions we see portrayed in movies and tv shows. Systems and processors get faster and consume less power every year. Hardware to FR that fast isn’t there yet. Well, unless you work at the NSA data center perhaps. ;)

“Please, God, don’t let the other birds see me like this.”

I suspect the clowning around will stop when a creepy clown startles a gun owner.

Yup. He’s very flairy. Plus, he carries a murse. Hide your children and sheep.

Alternatives:

Alternatives:

Poli-Grip.

Slow news day?

Let’s start a Captain TightPants For President write in campaign. Joss will be White House speech writer.