Common sense is in very short supply. I’m working on figuring out how to put it into a pill and sell it.

Yes, Home Depot rocks! I can find the tiny thingy that I need in a few minutes and check myself out. Saves my time and energy which are in short supply.

Me too. I see around 20/60 on a good day, not counting the horde of floaters in both eyes. My color vision is also screwed up, one eye is slightly dimmer than the other and sees less contrast. I doubt that I could see the difference.

Wifey looked into selling food last year. Laws are very dependent on where you happen to live. Make sure to check state, county, and city regulations before you start selling.

Just order everything deep fried. The hot oil will sterilize your food. ;)

Soylent Green, anyone?

Nasty, and a colossal idiot. I’ve discovered that the best way to make a woman want sex with me was to talk about everything else in the world EXCEPT sex related topics. I had figured this out before I hit thirty.

That reminds me, gotta take dog to vet. Immediately .

Nah. That’s barely even a dim thought. My thoughts run darker than black and are only outdone by the bizarre dreams I have when asleep. About 85 percent of my brain is the “filter” that allows me to appear normal on the outside. ;)

My evil Zorg boss refused to allow me to name the new badge server “Multipass” a few years back. He made me give it a boring work name. He is still on my Schitte Lisette.

With regards to sports, no, I don’t speak sports talk fluently.. I’m not a “sports guy”, especially when it comes to professional sports.

I was referring to the rather long stretch of the Cubs not winning the series. I don’t follow sports at all.

Way to go, Cubs! It’s great to see the underdogs win one. I predict a Cubs movie.

I’ve been using Zoho Vault for the last few years. Passwords are available on phones, tablets, desktops, laptops... You get the idea. Yes, it’ll auto fill. It’s a bit more expensive but has options for sharing, backups. Would be great to manage an entire family’s passwords.

“The ship is drafty, and cold.”

Worse than The Motion Picture?

Adam West!!!!!

Neato! Thanks for posting. I never knew he did other songs!

Let me test one with my hammer, please! :) Cause that would be fun!!!

Not sure about good or not, but Robin NAILED the character.