I’ve also noticed that the bottom of the elevator shafts in the building where I work have big honking springs with rubber bumper thingies. These were built/installed within the last 25 years though. Maybe they are just mounted there to make normal operation smooth upon getting to the ground floor, but knowing they…

And don’t forget to hold up the little sign that says “Help!”.

I do enjoy a bad movie, I will admit it. As long as it’s not boring and slow. Too much talkytalkyfeelingfeelings in some movies.

And......It’s the Circle Of Life.

And, pump shotgun and a sniper rifle. You can fix most problems with those.

Four days after Hurricane Charley, I was eating cold lima beans out of a can and liked them. (The missus was in the hospital at the time, so I was batching it.)

I was wondering that myself. Wouldn’t I burn myself into subatomic particles or something?

And BIG knives and machetes.

You’ve never seen me walking the hundred yards or so from my car to the building on Monday morning, have you? ;)

Because we love to see other humans suffer a lot?

Top Ten Reasons For Using Maxipad Disguise For A Robbery:

Nah. It’s the humidity. Makes peoples do weird drugs to escape it.

So, in the morning, before I head off to work, I will pet our gasoline-fed Kia Forte on the nose and tell it what a good little car it is.

HA! Same goes for modern computers. ;)

Oh yes. I did forget about my insectoid assassination skillset.

Time to change doctors.

Yeah. That makes me cringe and I’ve had multiple kidney stone issues and the doc driving a frigging school bus up in that area, repeatedly.

Yep. You pretty much did “Pop Goes The Weasel”!

That’s kinda neato. i love air conditioning.

Aaaawwwwww!