Your dad is so cool. Cool as a cucumber, you might say.

I have been traumatized by WTMI over the years in relation to my dad’s dumb stick. For many years my older brother took care of driving dad to procedures and other medical stuffs. My older brother has always blabbed everything he knows about everything, so I know way way way too much detail about things better left…

300 1.4 meg floppies. LOL

I’ve found that the drama courses and acting in high school have been invaluable to me in the decades since. Impersonation of a “normal person” on a daily basis at work is as tiring as heck though. I kick myself for waiting until I was in my fifties before getting help. Doh. Be stubborn, er......I mean persistent! I…

Well, I didn’t used to have near enough space for old photos on my phones. Our Galaxy Mega 6.3 phones support 64 gig SD cards so that’s what I installed. That plus the available internal memory equals :). Pretty Neato to carry every photo I’ve ever scanned in or taken in the last 25 years around with me everywhere. Of…

I agree. Honesty, courtesy, a smile and no BS are your best weapons for NOT being issued a ticket if you are pulled over. Cops are trained to be in charge of the situation, so let them be the boss. You can sue later if need be. Appearance is also important. Don’t dress/look like a thug or a crackhead. If you don’t…

Heehee now that’s funny. Psychological warfare !!!

The top photo is priceless. It does look like a reaction to the livestock offer.

Sausage=Sausage?

So....This points out the fact that most folks do not read labels. Or cannot read. Read the freaking labels, please. Warnings and max per day dosages are kinda important. Just because you can buy it over the counter doesn’t mean it won’t kill you if you eat too much of it. Tylenol won’t kill your liver unless you go…

I don’t know about the IRS, but about half of our fleet of machines are in process of replacement due to being too ancient to run windows 7 AND other applications at the same time. Budget cuts, ya know ? It’s always pay now or pay later, either way you’re gonna pay.

Yeah, that’s called respect and courtesy. It’s a lost martial arts form.

The larger the organization, the more likely that there is something in place that records your web traffic. We both block harmful and offensive sites as well as log who went where when. We don’t monitor routinely except for the top ten charts to make sure things are normal traffic. Upon request by management we can…

I’ve done things on the side for both big shots and little shots at work. They already know my honesty and integrity. They know I have nearly 25 years experience in various IT roles. I charge fairly cheap, but my rule is this:

Well, there is one easy, cheap solution.

Yup. This train was destined for destruction before it pulled away from the station.

Wait....Whaaaaaaaatttt??????? Kissing lessons? FOMG.

I find Alex pleasing to look at, regardless of her personal belief system. But I just am all atwitter with excitement anxiously awaiting the return of Captain Janeway With A Russian Accent. I loves me some Red. Mmm, mmm, good! Kate is Great and I will personally slock the heck out of anyone that says otherwise.

Down here we get to pronounce places like (spelling is approximated) Wauchula, Ocklawaha, Econlockhatchee, Micanopy, Withlacoochee, Pahokee, Okeechobee, Wakulla, Masaryktown, Eridu. Oh yeah, I forgot Trilacoochee. Trilacoochee is halfway between Trilby and Lacoochee. No, seriously. It really is. Deltona? Between…

Can you please send me the recipe? I’ll charge up the stun gun and go hunting at Walmart this weekend. Always plenty of free range Noisy Toddler available on Saturday and Sunday.