Well, I'm understanding of your plight. I wish my body to be donated to Wierd Science. Like on X-files and Fringe. :)

Budgets???? We don' need no stinkin' budgets!!!

Hmmmm... folks, the best advice I can give is to read up on the psychology of sales. This encompasses ALL sales, from car buying in the physical world to shoe shopping on the internet. It's all about attempting to manipulate your feelings and emotions. Salesmen seem to all be taught out of the same book. If you…

Keep in mind...this was 1978-1980. Pre-internet shopping comparison.

Dress down. Wear frayed cutoff jeans and your holey old yard mowing tennis shoes.

Mario Teaches Typing??? Hah. Mavis Beacon can kick Mario's little animated buttocks any day of the week.

And don't forget to add number 4 to your list:

I find that I know it's time to roll over and sleep when my Galaxy Mega 6.3 KLONKs me on the nose.

I've been saving this just for this moment. :)

I'm an old timer. I still love Notepad. When I feel like bein' all fancy'n'stuff, I use Wordpad. ;]

Whatta Buncha Amateurs !!! I'm in my third marriage. All three have had their immediate family LOCAL .

Very poetic !

Holy Crap. I just learned something. I ASSumed that our Roku 3's HAD to use wifi direct for control. It makes too much sense that it's backward compatible with older Roku remotes. Neato !

IBM Selectrics are still the shiznit. We still have a few in the building here at work. :)

Agreed. That is definitely an "I Just Sharted In My Tuxedo Pants" face.

I'm very nearsighted. Since many of our applications at work are browser based nowadays, I use Ctrl Plus and Ctrl minus keyboard combos extensively. This might be a great trick to teach your parents and grandparents. I know that it works in Firefox, MSIE and Chrome browsers. I have also tried it in many other…

Ha! I am SO old, when I learned how to use a MANUAL typewriter there was NO White Out. All we had was the stupideraserpencilwithabrushontheotherendthatonlyhalfworks thingie. Glorious times arrived when typeover correction TAPE was invented. It was wonderful, as long as it was just a spelling or grammar error. …

That's the exact same look my proctologist gives me just before "Jelly Time".

...and... "Oh dang. I forgot to pee before I put this thing on. Gonna be a long night."

Shut up and take my money !!!!!