My gosh she has such gorgeous teeth and hair....and eyes...and lips....and cheekbones....and dimples.....and smile ! How can you NOT fall in love with her - whether straight, bi, gay, androgynous or neutered ?

Rushing now to open an Audible account...... I do NOT care if the book is any good or not. I just want to hear Gillian talking to ME for a couple hours.

Well, duh. That's called "Education". Makes your brain all squinchied up.

Bonus Points awarded for using the phrase "suicidal puke machine". +1500

After reading these replies, I am now in officially love with Brighthouse. The techs make the two hour windows or call my cell if they are running a little late. And, they do weekends. I try to schedule for first appt in the morning, even though it hurts on the weekends - so they haven't gotten delayed on other…

Idiocracy is one of my all time favorite movies, because It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave !

Really ? In my world this stuff barely moves the needle on the Weird-O-Meter. Of course, I do live in Florida, Where The Weird Comes To Us.

It's taken me many many many years to even get within sight of that number. Really ?

Machete don't tweet.

Maybe I am a bit feeble-minded.....but there are certain countries I would not fly into without Jack Bauer piloting my heavily armed military fighter jet. Certain countries that have been troubled and filled with civil and political unrest since I was a child. (I'm in my fifties now.) In recent decades the list…

Sterling idea ! Wish I had been forced to take one when I was in school. I have learned the very hard way that I cannot handle my own money well. I have no idea why my parents didn't teach me the financial stuff they knew.

OMG. Can I use that line ? Is there a licensing fee ?

Ummm.... Yeah. Got those rim rental stores down here too. Waddaya think ? maybe some 24's on my Kia Forte ?

Now we know why your tires are toasted. :)

Nononononono no no no no. I ain't birthin' no babies, Miss Scarlet. I'd rather suffer through three colonoscopy preps in a row.

"Hey Baby, wanna see my Boom Stick ? "

Oh, sure. NOW you tell me all this useful stuff . I'm freaking 53 now. Great. No wonder I have screwed up so many times.

So, you still gotta open the little doors to insert Blurays or games ? I'll pass. We pretty much refrigerate our entire house and keep two ceiling fans going in the giant room with the entertainment center. Plus, I've got more stuff and very beeg stuff . No fitty in dainty little bitty ikea cabinets. 700 bucks ?…

Are you SURE this didn't happen in Florida ? Cause you know how the bath salts make us.

Only in Florida. Really though, my first thought was..... well she is actually better looking than the crack heads we get in my town. Instead of the "Hot Felon" photo that was circulated recently, let's forward her photo around. We can title it :