Can I place an order now for the Lucy Liu-bot Efficiency Expert model? I'm sure you know exactly which one I am referring to.

Well, duh. Snorting = Bad.

Waddaya mean "sometimes" ? LOL I'm in FLORIDA !!!

Well, it hasn't fallen back off yet. But it binds a bit. Every month I have to re-soap the door edge and door frame. It'll do until I can afford to get my Chief Engineer to look at it.

Mind if I use that curse ? Is it copyrighted ? It's much better than my usual curses.

I truly believe that if my wife and I were in an elevator with Angelina, that we would just melt into a puddle of goo on the elevator floor from basking in her beauteousness and overall awesomeness. I wish more ungodly rich folks would emulate the Pitt-Jolie example.

My expensive electronics all would be in the car with me. I lack trust. Only thing any movers would touch would be my ridiculously huge TV. The Monsterbishi just won't fit in our tiny car no matter how hard I try. Rest assured I would document it's functionality and condition ahead of time.

Silly me. I thought fetlife had something to do with fetishes. Didn't know it was a sex hookup site.

And kick one's buttocks at Halo Slayer.

And some of the dudes that prefer fat chicks are HOT dudes. That's what really bothers the Aholio.

May the Lord bless and keep my current boss and his family from harm. May he live long and prosper. That Is all.

why are that man's eyebrows halfway up his forehead?

2014 is the year I am committing to automating the Wookie household finances as much as possible. At the beginning of 2013 I forced us to move to electronic calendaring (thanks google!). We are slowly moving into the future, as quickly as my internal infernal paranoia will allow us. I do plan on fully automating…

Nice cases! Now if only I had an RPi. The photos posted remind me of "Land Of The Giants" . The cables and connectors look HUGE by comparison to the Pi computer on the smaller cases.

No. Butt it does make me wanna re watch Bad Milo this weekend. Also of note...we have a rule in our house....nothing goes into ANY bodily orifices unless it has a handle exTEnding outside the boDy.

Or it could be that the SOB you hired to install the new front door a few years ago used short screws. I got a call from the wife one day a while back, telling me that the front door was partially off the hinges and wouldn't close at all. Fortunately I tend to be a screw hoarder. I had the right amount of screws…

The toilet in our house that gets heavy usage every day started up with a whining noise for a few seconds after you press the flush handle. I told the wife that it was singing to us because it was happy cause we are feeding it. Problem solved.

Frankly, it makes a certain (A-Hole) percentage of the "normies" and "skinnies" mad when us fat people have self esteem without them.

I had no idea who this goofball was until running across this article here. Looked him up. Sorry, I have no respect for the "I used to be a doctor, but now I am on TV" types. He stopped being a doctor when he became heavily involved in the media. If he isn't seeing patients of some kind full time, he isn't a…

Every cloud has a silver lining if you squint hard enough. :)