You can use the top photo again for "Fake Gamer Family Of The Week".

Ummm... I'd MUCH rather do Adele than Joan. And Joan is looking a bit "fluffy" herself.

Naw, it was no meteor. It was a secret American weapon being test fired. It's a weapon designed for the post-nuclear apocalypse world. It's a really really really huge catapult.

Glad we could amuse you folks again. These folks violated two rules.

And I thought it was made of "Only Thor Can Pick Me Upium".

Voice recognition keeps getting better and better. We are getting one more step closer to a Universal Translator and computers that accept voice input quickly and correctly every time. I want my phone to sound like Majel Barrett Roddenberry though.

Yup. Several of them. Did not cross the grunt/mgmt line though. Worked out well for a bunch of us singles in our twenties working in the same building. Kept it professional at the office, did not fool around at work.

I used to use skynet, currently my access points are MAGGOT and COCKROACH.

The other day I was late to an early doctor appt and then late to work due to some idiot dumping a tractor trailer load of sweet potatoes all over the interstate.

LOL that's what I was hearing in my head.

This dude's theme song:

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. ;)

There is NO such thing as "too much shooting". That is all.

Chloe! Zoom! Enhance! Enhance!

Yup. Wish she would call me. Ever since the episode where Chloe used the assault rifle.

Looks like I need to upgrade my tinfoil hat.

Yes, TVU is usually done on a woman whom is already suffering with pain, bleeding, cysts and so on. I have been in the room with my wife at least three times in the last five years. Some techs just don't care. All the techs I have seen were females ranging in age from early 20s to 50s. Some are in a hurry to…

Send in the Clones.......

Oh yes, I do already have a plan of where to hole up when the Zombie Apocalypse begins. Just in case.....

Doesn't matter whether zombies have minds or souls. If they attempt to eat or kill me, I will slaughter them first. If they keep to themselves and leave me alone, we will get along just fine.