You can use the top photo again for "Fake Gamer Family Of The Week".

Ummm... I'd MUCH rather do Adele than Joan. And Joan is looking a bit "fluffy" herself.

Yup. Several of them. Did not cross the grunt/mgmt line though. Worked out well for a bunch of us singles in our twenties working in the same building. Kept it professional at the office, did not fool around at work.

There is NO such thing as "too much shooting". That is all.

Yes, TVU is usually done on a woman whom is already suffering with pain, bleeding, cysts and so on. I have been in the room with my wife at least three times in the last five years. Some techs just don't care. All the techs I have seen were females ranging in age from early 20s to 50s. Some are in a hurry to…

Thanks for posting all the great stories, folks. Reminds me why I do not work on cars hardly at all. I am mechanically inept.

Faster batter consumption? How did you know that I am fond of eating cake batter ???

Can't I just rip up the old laminated flooring and paint the frigging concrete ?

Prank phone calls stopped being funny when I turned 12.

I remember seeing the poop-mobile featured on "60 Minutes" when I was a kid. Other than the Ick Factor, why haven't we converted our vehicles to run on our own poop yet ? It's a natural resource that renews itself every day !

Raj is my personal hero.

I vote we refer to Armstrong" from now on as "the one whose name we do not mention".

Love all the stories.

We can only hope.

Our local PD uses anything and everything. I've learned to be suspicious of any vehicle with very dark tint on the windows. For a few years FHP was running donated 2003-2004 Mercury Marauders that had been tweaked a little for highway pursuit. The officers absolutely loved driving them. I think they have been…

No overtime pay for the salaried here. I am lucky enough to be wedged into a salaried job that rarely requires overtime. When we do put in extra hours, it's up to the individual boss as to how to deal with it. Some bosses suck, I am lucky to have a decent, understanding one. I have gone through some clunkers…

I figured it was from all the extra exercise.....

Giant Evil Teddy Bear (don't know the real name) in one of the Hunter:The Reckoning games. Clawed you, stomped on you, puked on you. Anyone else remember that ?

Dude, you're ON !!!! BTW I got that little 12 year old twerp thrown out of the track because he kept banging into me and spinning me out. And this was on a no-helmet "fast" track. Well, it WAS faster than I can walk.

Why would anyone buy a car that only can go 70-100 miles before refueling ? Sheeeesh. Hey, Nissan ! Fix the Leaf problem by gluing solar panels to all exterior surfaces. There ya go ! Constant trickle charge. Down side is you can't park it in the garage.