Marco needs to lose the beer bottle and the wife-beater shirt. Other than that, more power to both of them for seeking happiness.

Hang on to that thing. We'll need it for Arbiter when we get a Halo movie going.

Hey, if it's my toilet or my pillow, I know what's been there. Public restrooms and motel pillows and bathrooms however, are a whole 'nother thing.

Has this been approved by Chloe, and Jack Bauer ?

Nah. You are all wrong, every one of you. Master Chief is really the guy from Home Improvement, Tim Allen's neighbor behind the fence.

HAL: What's that, Dave? You want to move your left arm? I don't think so, Dave.

Makes me feel pretty good about my messy, cluttered office at home.

I think we will see bad guys on snowmobiles in a james bond movie wearing these soon, without the pompom though.

Yep. Yakety Sax. Preferably the Boots Randolph version.

It's never too late. I started at 30 as a tech grunt, stocking greenbar, running decollator and burster, whatever I was told to do as a temp, then contract, then perm full time employee. I am still with the same employer 21 years later.

Yup. Agreed. My 82 inch Mammoth Mitsubishi Monster cries out for gobs of surround sound. Gotta have it for video games, movies etc.

Geeze, was this before they invented goggles? Give the poor dude some goggles, please.

As a male, I admit my judgement is clouded constantly. However, "It is a mild bad mood" may be true for you (you are one of the lucky ones), but it is not true for many other women. The "mild bad mood" for some women is severe bad mood, hating everyone and everything, and generally going psychotic a little bit. …

In our book, Hugh Jackman is only a few notches below Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris.

Hard Science Fiction is science fiction with longer, more complicated words in it.

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fat Ass Off !!!! Best laugh I've had all month.

But Will It Blend ?

Wow. Their moms must be proud!

These suggestions I like a lot more than keying a car. Stuff that can be washed off easily such as dog doo I am OK with, teabag photo op I am OK with. Actually damaging someone's car? Not cool with me.

This might be usefull when the Covenant attack us.