Of course there is already faster-than-light travel. Just turn on the kitchen light in the middle of the night and watch the roaches disappear.

Too much time on his hands and not enough brains .

We need more fat women in movies and TV.

Yup. It's got my vote also.

I need one! It would make my morning commute so much more fun.

Did he get hold of a Bedazzler while he was high ?

Or we could bomb them with Pintos and Yugos.

No necessarily in this order...but:

Now...how the hell am I gonna hide stuff in drawers?

Is that dude in the picture actually wearing rhinestone covered headphones ? Sheeeesh.

That's one scary donkey!

It's not a bicycle. It's a unicycle with training wheels. ;)

It's just not that wise to insult someone that can call in an air strike on your house.

It's Curiosity poop.

After a successfull jump from 120,000 feet, Baumgartner compared his testicular size to that of Chuck Norris, who was on hand for the festivities. Chuck's were still bigger.

My large Klipsch speakers don't look so big next to the 82 inch Mitsubishi HD TV. You barely notice the two subwoofers next to the TV stand, either.

Good job, Jennifer. Wish I got your channel where I live.

Cannot stand coffee, but the stupid vending machines keep running out of Mountain Dew.....

That's some freaky stuff. Glad it didn't catch on.

Way to go, Cristina!